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Post#1 Posted: 30 Jun 2011 05:22 pm    Post subject: The Official SLAMBALL Tournament Reply with quote

Aight nerds, here's how it works.

You verbal the fuck out of the person posting before you.
Anything goes. WITHIN LIMITS. DON'T BE A FUCKING DOUCHE.
If you can't take the heat, stay the fuck out the kitchen.
Best verbal slam decided by Cory, wins 500FG.
This will go on from Thursday 6/30/11 until Friday 7/8/11.

I may be hosting, but you reserve the right as the poster after me to slam me as well. Have fun with that, kids.

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Post#2 Posted: 30 Jun 2011 05:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What the fuck? Only 500 FG? Who the hell do you think we are? Are we sluts to go around and bitch for freaking 500FG?

I would rather shoot myself in the balls than posting in a fucking dumb topic like this.
Seriously , some people have too much time and they can't do any other shit than just to run their mouth and talk bullshit.

Add another 0 to the end of the pot and I might, I just might consider posting a flame in your epic fail, retarded, doofus thread.
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Post#3 Posted: 30 Jun 2011 05:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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What the fuck? Only 500 FG? Who the hell do you think we are? Are we sluts to go around and bitch for freaking 500FG?

I would rather shoot myself in the balls than posting in a fucking dumb topic like this.
Seriously , some people have too much time and they can't do any other shit than just to run their mouth and talk bullshit.

Add another 0 to the end of the pot and I might, I just might consider posting a flame in your epic fail, retarded, doofus thread.
That's not even a worthy slam, douchbag
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Post#4 Posted: 30 Jun 2011 05:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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What the fuck? Only 500 FG? Who the hell do you think we are? Are we sluts to go around and bitch for freaking 500FG?

I would rather shoot myself in the balls than posting in a fucking dumb topic like this.
Seriously , some people have too much time and they can't do any other shit than just to run their mouth and talk bullshit.

Add another 0 to the end of the pot and I might, I just might consider posting a flame in your epic fail, retarded, doofus thread.
That's not even a worthy slam, douchbag
You curly headed fuck get out of here!
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Post#5 Posted: 30 Jun 2011 06:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nate wrote:
David wrote:
David wrote:
What the fuck? Only 500 FG? Who the hell do you think we are? Are we sluts to go around and bitch for freaking 500FG?

I would rather shoot myself in the balls than posting in a fucking dumb topic like this.
Seriously , some people have too much time and they can't do any other shit than just to run their mouth and talk bullshit.

Add another 0 to the end of the pot and I might, I just might consider posting a flame in your epic fail, retarded, doofus thread.
That's not even a worthy slam, douchbag
You curly headed fuck get out of here!


nate you faggot ass QQer "Wahhhh i lost my mod tag" gtfo of here and go take so more roids you overweight canadian fuck

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Post#6 Posted: 30 Jun 2011 06:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Coming from my big fat pink princess! Why don't you hit the treadmil for once in your life and lay off the cheese burgers.. oh and while you're at it get fucking good at life because quite frankly getting your mom to do everything for you while you sit and eat cheetos in her basement playing diablo isn't really much of a "life" if thats what you want to call it.. Now anything you say after this come up with it on your own because I;m just gonna tell your mom to shut the fuck up!
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Post#7 Posted: 30 Jun 2011 06:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Coming from my big fat pink princess! Why don't you hit the treadmil for once in your life and lay off the cheese burgers.. oh and while you're at it get fucking good at life because quite frankly getting your mom to do everything for you while you sit and eat cheetos in her basement playing diablo isn't really much of a "life" if thats what you want to call it.. Now anything you say after this come up with it on your own because I;m just gonna tell your mom to shut the fuck up!



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Post#8 Posted: 30 Jun 2011 06:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Frozen Horror wrote:
Nate wrote:
David wrote:
David wrote:
What the fuck? Only 500 FG? Who the hell do you think we are? Are we sluts to go around and bitch for freaking 500FG?

I would rather shoot myself in the balls than posting in a fucking dumb topic like this.
Seriously , some people have too much time and they can't do any other shit than just to run their mouth and talk bullshit.

Add another 0 to the end of the pot and I might, I just might consider posting a flame in your epic fail, retarded, doofus thread.
That's not even a worthy slam, douchbag
You curly headed fuck get out of here!


nate you faggot ass QQer "Wahhhh i lost my mod tag" gtfo of here and go take so more roids you overweight canadian fuck


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Post#9 Posted: 30 Jun 2011 07:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nate wrote:
Coming from my big fat pink princess! Why don't you hit the treadmil for once in your life and lay off the cheese burgers.. oh and while you're at it get fucking good at life because quite frankly getting your mom to do everything for you while you sit and eat cheetos in her basement playing diablo isn't really much of a "life" if thats what you want to call it.. Now anything you say after this come up with it on your own because I;m just gonna tell your mom to shut the fuck up!
Is this what some guy told you and you've been repeating to yourself with some kind of mantra like "Never again, never again, never again!"
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Post#10 Posted: 30 Jun 2011 07:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Nate wrote:
Coming from my big fat pink princess! Why don't you hit the treadmil for once in your life and lay off the cheese burgers.. oh and while you're at it get fucking good at life because quite frankly getting your mom to do everything for you while you sit and eat cheetos in her basement playing diablo isn't really much of a "life" if thats what you want to call it.. Now anything you say after this come up with it on your own because I;m just gonna tell your mom to shut the fuck up!
Is this what some guy told you and you've been repeating to yourself with some kind of mantra like "Never again, never again, never again!"

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Post#11 Posted: 30 Jun 2011 07:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is the shittiest thread I've ever seen, and I should slap the dick out of your mouth for saying it's "official".

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Post#12 Posted: 30 Jun 2011 07:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Giantbob wrote:
Nate wrote:
Coming from my big fat pink princess! Why don't you hit the treadmil for once in your life and lay off the cheese burgers.. oh and while you're at it get fucking good at life because quite frankly getting your mom to do everything for you while you sit and eat cheetos in her basement playing diablo isn't really much of a "life" if thats what you want to call it.. Now anything you say after this come up with it on your own because I;m just gonna tell your mom to shut the fuck up!
Is this what some guy told you and you've been repeating to yourself with some kind of mantra like "Never again, never again, never again!"


Cute, just like the dick up your ass. Fag.

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Post#13 Posted: 30 Jun 2011 08:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nate wrote:
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Nate wrote:
Coming from my big fat pink princess! Why don't you hit the treadmil for once in your life and lay off the cheese burgers.. oh and while you're at it get fucking good at life because quite frankly getting your mom to do everything for you while you sit and eat cheetos in her basement playing diablo isn't really much of a "life" if thats what you want to call it.. Now anything you say after this come up with it on your own because I;m just gonna tell your mom to shut the fuck up!
Is this what some guy told you and you've been repeating to yourself with some kind of mantra like "Never again, never again, never again!"


Cute, just like the dick up your ass. Fag.


this is your verbal shut the fuck up you fat retard or be banned
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Post#14 Posted: 30 Jun 2011 09:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

coming from the 12 yr old ginger virgin.. Kid grow some nut hair then we'll talk!
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Post#15 Posted: 30 Jun 2011 09:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anything goes. WITHIN LIMITS. DON'T BE A FUCKING DOUCHE.
If you can't take the heat, stay the fuck out the kitchen.

you contradicting hypocritical puss fucker.
how you ganna say anything goes, but then set "limits" that COULDNT be any more fucking vague.
then you proceed to say "dont be a douche" but a line above you tell us, and i quote; "verbal the fuck out of the person posting before you" (i would attack your misuse of tense but im not watching my errors either) you fucking cunt. then you even go on to say some fucking stupid cliche about heat and the kitchen when you belittle the meaning of the adage in every line. to call you can idiot would be an insult to stupid people.

if i didnt know your piece of shit moms computer didnt have a mic port i would order your ass onto vent just so i could take the ban hammer and smack you upside the cock sucker, cuz its the closest i can get to actually slapping your fetus looking face

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Post#16 Posted: 30 Jun 2011 10:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

FUCKING A I MISSED TYLR

i will wait for vitan because dnote isn't worth flaming

YEAHHHHHHHH NIGGA YEAHHHHHHHH, you fucking suck!


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FUCKING A I MISSED TYLR

i will wait for vitan because dnote isn't worth flaming

YEAHHHHHHHH NIGGA YEAHHHHHHHH, you fucking suck!


seeing you edit your post for me is flattering nonetheless

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The hick edited it

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LOL!
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