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ok the other night my gf stephanie pretended to be mad at me as a joke so i was freaking out trying to figure out what i did wrong. one of her friends grace even texted me and was like "wtf is wrong with you dude i mean really" so i was like omg what did i do? well the next day she was like
"haha im jk im not mad at you"
me: "thats fucked up steph lol i was freaking out"
her " steph 1 ray 0"
the next day she was like "ray guess what, i used your money to buy me some coke instead of the acid you wanted"
me "wtf steph that bull shit"
her "haha steph 2 ray 0 heres ur acid  "
me: " SOB!"
so just like 20 mins ago i get a text fromm stephanies best friend kasey
kas "holy shit did you hear what happened to steph last night?
me "no wtf is going on"
kas "steph took to much coke last night and now shes in the hospital"
so im freaking out and called her and she legitimatly seemed upset
me "wtf what hospital is she at?"
kas "shes at cox south right now and grace is there now"
me "ok ill comme get you and we will go see her"
kas " ok let me call grace and see what room etc shes in and ill call you back"
me "ok"
about 30 seconds later i get a text from steph
"stephanie 3 ray 0"
should i kill her?!?!?!?!
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| #2 Posted: 22 Mar 2011 10:38 pm Post subject: |
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| she turns me on. normally this is the opposite of my relationship except she, being a pmsing chick n' all, actually gets extremely pissed off for sometimes long periods of time |
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| #3 Posted: 22 Mar 2011 10:43 pm Post subject: |
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I would probably just have sex with her.
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| #4 Posted: 22 Mar 2011 10:54 pm Post subject: |
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LMAO do the same thing to her
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| #5 Posted: 22 Mar 2011 11:04 pm Post subject: |
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im so pissed iso a revenge prank
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| #6 Posted: 22 Mar 2011 11:18 pm Post subject: |
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I would make her OD on coke and then have sex with the dead body.
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| #7 Posted: 23 Mar 2011 02:25 am Post subject: |
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| Nxvak wrote: | | I would make her OD on coke and then have sex with the dead body. |
I like the way you think sir
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| D-Walk wrote: | | Nxvak wrote: | | I would make her OD on coke and then have sex with the dead body. |
I like the way you think sir |
Shall we fornicate?
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| #9 Posted: 23 Mar 2011 02:38 am Post subject: Re: would you kill your gf if sh did this? |
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| Frozen Horror wrote: | | so i was freaking out trying to figure out what i did wrong. |
Stopped here. You see what you did wrong?
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| Nxvak wrote: | | D-Walk wrote: | | Nxvak wrote: | | I would make her OD on coke and then have sex with the dead body. |
I like the way you think sir |
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Indubitably.
*removes trousers*
Your move, sir.
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Lol troll'd.
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| #12 Posted: 23 Mar 2011 04:34 am Post subject: |
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| Nate wrote: | | LMAO do the same thing to her |
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| #14 Posted: 23 Mar 2011 04:33 pm Post subject: |
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get her back. pull a prank on her. find the hottest chick you can find and take a pic of her and you together. then send it to your gf's phone.
put with the pic in the writing saying "mom, say hi to my new gf. we just got done fucking for 5 hours." then don't touch your phone for 2 hours. then txt your gf and say "hey baby, i forgot to tell you. were threw." then wait another hour. and then txt her back and say "your ass sucks, me 1"
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| bongogocrazy wrote: | get her back. pull a prank on her. find the hottest chick you can find and take a pic of her and you together. then send it to your gf's phone.
put with the pic in the writing saying "mom, say hi to my new gf. we just got done fucking for 5 hours." then don't touch your phone for 2 hours. then txt your gf and say "hey baby, i forgot to tell you. were threw." then wait another hour. and then txt her back and say "your ass sucks, me 1" |
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| #16 Posted: 24 Mar 2011 02:30 am Post subject: Re: would you kill your gf if sh did this? |
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| Frozen Horror wrote: | ok the other night my gf stephanie pretended to be mad at me as a joke so i was freaking out trying to figure out what i did wrong. one of her friends grace even texted me and was like "wtf is wrong with you dude i mean really" so i was like omg what did i do? well the next day she was like
"haha im jk im not mad at you"
me: "thats fucked up steph lol i was freaking out"
her " steph 1 ray 0"
the next day she was like "ray guess what, i used your money to buy me some coke instead of the acid you wanted"
me "wtf steph that bull shit"
her "haha steph 2 ray 0 heres ur acid "
me: " SOB!"
so just like 20 mins ago i get a text fromm stephanies best friend kasey
kas "holy shit did you hear what happened to steph last night?
me "no wtf is going on"
kas "steph took to much coke last night and now shes in the hospital"
so im freaking out and called her and she legitimatly seemed upset
me "wtf what hospital is she at?"
kas "shes at cox south right now and grace is there now"
me "ok ill comme get you and we will go see her"
kas " ok let me call grace and see what room etc shes in and ill call you back"
me "ok"
about 30 seconds later i get a text from steph
"stephanie 3 ray 0"
should i kill her?!?!?!?! |
Didn't even read past the first line. Not sure who you're trying to fool with having a significant other.
Nice try though.
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| Nxvak wrote: | | bongogocrazy wrote: | get her back. pull a prank on her. find the hottest chick you can find and take a pic of her and you together. then send it to your gf's phone.
put with the pic in the writing saying "mom, say hi to my new gf. we just got done fucking for 5 hours." then don't touch your phone for 2 hours. then txt your gf and say "hey baby, i forgot to tell you. were threw." then wait another hour. and then txt her back and say "your ass sucks, me 1" |
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| #18 Posted: 24 Mar 2011 03:04 am Post subject: |
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You should post her telephone # here if she is over the age of 18.
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| nyuu wrote: | | Nxvak wrote: | | bongogocrazy wrote: | get her back. pull a prank on her. find the hottest chick you can find and take a pic of her and you together. then send it to your gf's phone.
put with the pic in the writing saying "mom, say hi to my new gf. we just got done fucking for 5 hours." then don't touch your phone for 2 hours. then txt your gf and say "hey baby, i forgot to tell you. were threw." then wait another hour. and then txt her back and say "your ass sucks, me 1" |
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| #20 Posted: 24 Mar 2011 09:08 pm Post subject: |
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LMFAO, you're girlfriend is a beastt.
Just act like what she did was unforgivable, and you're mad at her.
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