The dirty joke thread-- Battlefield only!

Nate

Hey
wanna hear a dirty joke?

A white horse falls in a mud puddle!

*Insert laugh here*

Wanna hear another?

*yes*

2 white horses fall in a mud puddle!

*insert more laughter*

One more**
ok--

3 horses come out of the mud puddle!

OH SNAP!

Vassago · Posted: 07 Jan 2011 02:41 pm Post subject:

Want to hear a dirty joke?

A boy fell in a mud puddle.

Want to hear a clean joke?

He took a bath.

Want to hear another clean joke?

He took a bath with bubbles.

Want to hear a dirty joke?

Bubbles was the next door neighbors daughter.

Nate · Posted: 07 Jan 2011 02:42 pm Post subject:

Vassago · Posted: 07 Jan 2011 02:47 pm Post subject:

Three guys walk into a whore house and ask for a woman.
The madam says there are none available atm.
The guys say they'll take anything and money is no object.
So she goes upstairs and blows up a doll then goes back down stairs and tells them to go up one at a time.
The first one goes up and 15 minutes later comes back down with a smile on his face.
The other two ask "how was it?" to which he replies "the best I ever had".
The second goes up and comes back down 10 minutes later with a big smile on his face.
The other two ask "how was it?" to which he replies "the best I ever had".
The third goes up and 5 minutes later comes down frowning so the other two ask "what's wrong?".
He says "well I fucked her then I bit her titty, she farted and flew out the window".