You know you play too much d2...

anomy · Posted: 04 Mar 2007 02:12 pm Post subject: You know you play too much d2...

K, so I read these funny "when you play too much starcraft.." jokes and I came up with few of mine but it's related to d2. so enjoy!

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You know you play too much d2...

- when your late for school and you call your friend who got on time and say "TP! TP NOW!"

- when you see the same kind of shoes in a shoe stock and wonder which ones are duped, which ones are legit..

- when someone asks you for a fist fight and you ask, "okay, gm or bm?"

- when you get on a taxi, and say, "warriv, take me to the nearest shopping mall."

- (would be funny) if pureaznpride called a laptop store and asked, "Hi I would like to get a laptop with gfg stats"

- when you want to get yourself "grushed" through your high school years

- when your asked by someone for a bus ticket and you say, "offer?"

- when your ignored by a friend in another room and say "rofl, he must be related to jerhyn"

- when you label the difficulty of ur upcoming test as either "normal - nightmare - hell difficulty"

That's it for now, I'll think of some more if I come up with a few

iiheartvivian · Posted: 04 Mar 2007 09:12 pm Post subject: Re: You know you play too much d2...

iIntrigue · Posted: 05 Mar 2007 08:15 am Post subject:

mmm...

- when you suckup to your teachers and ask for a trusted tag?

Bib · Posted: 05 Mar 2007 09:58 am Post subject:

-when u go to skewl dressed like a druid, but ur naked and tell everyone ur strength glitched

iIntrigue · Posted: 05 Mar 2007 10:04 am Post subject:

zomg glitched roflmao

NuLLiFieD · Posted: 05 Mar 2007 10:27 am Post subject:

I've said "lol" in normal conversation. And yesteday morning, i was hungry, and said ISO: food. LMAO.

anomy · Posted: 06 Mar 2007 08:13 pm Post subject:

lmao @ bib good one!

*Curti* · Posted: 06 Mar 2007 08:34 pm Post subject:

when your ignored by a friend in another room and say "rofl, he must be related to jerhyn"

LOL

NuLLiFieD · Posted: 09 Mar 2007 12:28 am Post subject:

Today.. i saw a car.. with "c/o 08" on it. (Class of 2008). My brain automatically thought, "BIN?". blush2

PuReAzNpRiDe · Posted: 10 Mar 2007 12:01 am Post subject:

chewster77 · Posted: 14 Mar 2007 02:12 pm Post subject:

i got two good ones

You know your addicted to d2 when you hit a deer with your car killing it and you get out to see what it dropped.

You know your addicted to d2 when you strap hammers to your wrists and run around flailing/swinging your arms in the air screaming "16k hammers!, 16K hammers!"

Alicia · Posted: 14 Mar 2007 02:29 pm Post subject:

Ben gave his girlfriend a Ring and convinced her that it was a SoJ.

Texazon · Posted: 14 Mar 2007 02:32 pm Post subject:

did it poof?

Alicia · Posted: 14 Mar 2007 02:34 pm Post subject:

Yeah cause Ben forgot to teach her how to perm.

Texazon · Posted: 14 Mar 2007 02:57 pm Post subject:

ack on topic-

"you know you play D2 too much if you go to the store and say your, ISO a good cut of meat"

PawBear · Posted: 14 Mar 2007 09:29 pm Post subject:

- YOU KNOW YOU play d2 to much when you think about all these things lol.

For real me and my R/l Friend go to the same school and one day the teacher said facet during English and we both looked at each other at the same exact time and laughed also during French our teacher said exiled and we asked whats the def on it and does it have res or ed. lol she looked at us like we were gay lol.

xXxNeCroSiSxXx · Posted: 14 Mar 2007 10:45 pm Post subject:

MLG · Posted: 15 Mar 2007 11:52 am Post subject:

LoL.
Me and my friend were messing around one day and acting like D2 chars.
We would fight each other and pretend to do the skills like blizzard we would just on top of the other one or hammers we would grab stuff and spin it around. Or Whirlwind we would spin at each other.
Thats when you know you play WAY to much d2 lol.

PawBear · Posted: 15 Mar 2007 02:44 pm Post subject:

sank · Posted: 16 Mar 2007 07:48 pm Post subject:

-you know you play too much d2 when you kill someone, take there cash and say "TY COINS" and leave.

-you know you play too much d2 when you wake up with no clothes on and you spam jsp about scammers.

-you know you play to much d2 when you feel sick, you think grape juice are juvs.

-you know you play to much d2 when everyone around you stops moving and you keep yelling LAG LAG LAG

-you know you play to much d2 when your friend gets arrested for drugs and you say "told you shouldn't have used wtfpk v 2.6"

-you know you play to much d2 when you read and you see your name in a book and you think your about d2 chars.

-you know you play to much d2 when your car breaks down and you ask for a tp.

-you know you play to much d2 when do what MLG does. (lol)

-you know you play to much d2 when you can under stand these jokes.