Welcome, Guest ( Login | Register ) |Games|   |Statistics|   |Exchange FG|   |Download|   |Gold Logs|   |Shops|   |Lottery|   |Bookmarks|   |Clans|   |Settings| 
 
 Play Legend of the Green Dragon Play BNT Play Promisance Play Alien Assault Traders Play Quantum Star Play Some Chess  
   D3jsp RPGRPG   ArcadeArcade   Multiplayer PokerD3Jsp Poker   FAQ/RulesFAQ/Rules  SearchSearch  MemberlistMemberlist   UsergroupsUsergroups   ChatroomLive Chat   Log inLog in   RegisterRegister 

Wymyśliłem żart

 
Post new topic  Reply to topic  d3jsp Forum Index -> International Forum -> Polska
View previous topic :: View next topic ::  
Author Message
NoCze
Mały skurwysyn

Group: Members
Joined: 24 Nov 2010
Posts: 10326
Gold: -0.10


ca.gif

Status:
Warn:
Reputation: 23    
Post#1 Posted: 05 Sep 2011 04:30 pm    Post subject: Wymyśliłem żart Reply with quote
Idzie dwuch typuw i jeden muwi do drugiego:
-Ej pacz, grzejnik idzie!
-Gdzie?
-W PUPie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
SilentSpamer


Group: Members
Joined: 26 Mar 2010
Posts: 1208
Gold: 0.50
Clan: chillout


Status:
Warn:
Reputation: 7    
Post#2 Posted: 05 Sep 2011 04:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
nom
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
NoCze
Mały skurwysyn

Group: Members
Joined: 24 Nov 2010
Posts: 10326
Gold: -0.10


ca.gif

Status:
Warn:
Reputation: 23    
Post#3 Posted: 05 Sep 2011 04:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
SilentSpamer wrote:
nom
WYPIERDALAJ HUJU
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
XynO


Group: Members
Joined: 19 Mar 2010
Posts: 227
Gold: 31.80


Status:
Warn:
Reputation: 0    
Post#4 Posted: 05 Sep 2011 05:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Czerstwe wombie.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Michald13
Martynka <3

Group: Members
Joined: 26 Feb 2010
Donor:
Posts: 18035
Gold: 1.90
Clan: chillout


yi.gif

Status:
Warn:
Reputation: 25    
Post#5 Posted: 06 Sep 2011 01:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Bombel nie myślałeś kiedyś nad samobójstwem?
_____________________
Piwko to jest napój, chcesz se wypić to pracuj,
nie ma pracy kombinuj, gdy robisz ruchy się pilnuj
http://www.lastfm.pl/user/DramBejz
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Ne)V(eR


Group: Banned
Joined: 10 Mar 2010
Posts: 13017
Gold: 8.37


pl.gif

Status:
Warn: Banned
Reputation: 23    

Banned
Post#6 Posted: 06 Sep 2011 02:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
jakbym mial tak krotkie nozki to codziennie bym tak myslal
_________________
This user's signature has been disabled
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail
SKILL


Group: Members
Joined: 22 Sep 2010
Posts: 5135
Gold: 19.80
Clan: E-Drama


bf.gif

Status:
Warn:
Reputation: 5    
Post#7 Posted: 06 Sep 2011 02:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
juz dawno bym sie zajebal na jego miejscu
_____________________
[quote="Ne)V(eR"]a twoja matka ojebala mi wlasnie special hard cock za 5 funtow
najlepsza dziwka w miescie jaka kiedykolwiek mialem tbh[/quote]
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
grzejnik


Group: Members
Joined: 17 Oct 2008
Posts: 2121
Gold: 0.01
Clan: E-Drama


gm.gif

Status:
Warn:
Reputation: 2    
Post#8 Posted: 06 Sep 2011 03:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
SKILL wrote:
juz dawno bym sie zajebal na jego miejscu


nic z tego, nie jest w stanie wdrapać się na taboret sad
_____________________
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
SKILL


Group: Members
Joined: 22 Sep 2010
Posts: 5135
Gold: 19.80
Clan: E-Drama


bf.gif

Status:
Warn:
Reputation: 5    
Post#9 Posted: 06 Sep 2011 03:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
No tak.
Nie potnie sie, bo do szafek nie dosiega
Z okna ni skoczy bo parapet za wysoko.
Powiesic sie? Tez nie da rady.
Pod auto nie wskoczy bo przejedzie nad nim.
No kurwa, takie gowno ze nawet zabic sie nie da rady.
_____________________
[quote="Ne)V(eR"]a twoja matka ojebala mi wlasnie special hard cock za 5 funtow
najlepsza dziwka w miescie jaka kiedykolwiek mialem tbh[/quote]
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Michald13
Martynka <3

Group: Members
Joined: 26 Feb 2010
Donor:
Posts: 18035
Gold: 1.90
Clan: chillout


yi.gif

Status:
Warn:
Reputation: 25    
Post#10 Posted: 06 Sep 2011 03:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
grzejnik wrote:
SKILL wrote:
juz dawno bym sie zajebal na jego miejscu


nic z tego, nie jest w stanie wdrapać się na taboret sad


Ale z drugiej strony nie potrzebuje zahaczać liny jakoś wysoko, żeby się wyhuśtać. Może to zrobić byle gdzie
_____________________
Piwko to jest napój, chcesz se wypić to pracuj,
nie ma pracy kombinuj, gdy robisz ruchy się pilnuj
http://www.lastfm.pl/user/DramBejz
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
SKILL


Group: Members
Joined: 22 Sep 2010
Posts: 5135
Gold: 19.80
Clan: E-Drama


bf.gif

Status:
Warn:
Reputation: 5    
Post#11 Posted: 06 Sep 2011 03:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Polecam kaloryfer, albo klamke.
_____________________
[quote="Ne)V(eR"]a twoja matka ojebala mi wlasnie special hard cock za 5 funtow
najlepsza dziwka w miescie jaka kiedykolwiek mialem tbh[/quote]
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
srubokret


Group: Members
Joined: 01 Mar 2010
Posts: 12160
Gold: 0.00
Clan: Retardacja


Status:
Warn:
Reputation: 15    
Post#12 Posted: 06 Sep 2011 03:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Jesteście kurwa chamscy, chuje.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
NoCze
Mały skurwysyn

Group: Members
Joined: 24 Nov 2010
Posts: 10326
Gold: -0.10


ca.gif

Status:
Warn:
Reputation: 23    
Post#13 Posted: 06 Sep 2011 03:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
srubokret chodz popelnic samobujstwo razem ze mna
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
srubokret


Group: Members
Joined: 01 Mar 2010
Posts: 12160
Gold: 0.00
Clan: Retardacja


Status:
Warn:
Reputation: 15    
Post#14 Posted: 06 Sep 2011 03:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Chyba Cię pokurwiło, Bąbel.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Ne)V(eR


Group: Banned
Joined: 10 Mar 2010
Posts: 13017
Gold: 8.37


pl.gif

Status:
Warn: Banned
Reputation: 23    

Banned
Post#15 Posted: 06 Sep 2011 09:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
NoCze wrote:
srubokret chodz popelnic samobujstwo razem ze mna


co kurwa :DDDDDDD ? jebany kajtek jedynie co mozesz zrobic to utopic sie w brodziku
_________________
This user's signature has been disabled
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail
Gumisiowy


Group: Members
Joined: 02 Mar 2010
Posts: 4122
Gold: 13.37
Clan: Wypierdalaj


sz.gif

Status:
Warn:
Reputation: 21    
Post#16 Posted: 06 Sep 2011 09:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ne)V(eR wrote:
NoCze wrote:
srubokret chodz popelnic samobujstwo razem ze mna


co kurwa :DDDDDDD ? jebany kajtek jedynie co mozesz zrobic to utopic sie w brodziku

Wpierdolic sie do czajnika.
_____________________
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
NoCze
Mały skurwysyn

Group: Members
Joined: 24 Nov 2010
Posts: 10326
Gold: -0.10


ca.gif

Status:
Warn:
Reputation: 23    
Post#17 Posted: 06 Sep 2011 09:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ne)V(eR wrote:
NoCze wrote:
srubokret chodz popelnic samobujstwo razem ze mna


co kurwa :DDDDDDD ? jebany kajtek jedynie co mozesz zrobic to utopic sie w brodziku

Gowno kurwa biedacki pomiocie
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Ne)V(eR


Group: Banned
Joined: 10 Mar 2010
Posts: 13017
Gold: 8.37


pl.gif

Status:
Warn: Banned
Reputation: 23    

Banned
Post#18 Posted: 06 Sep 2011 09:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
wziac kapiel w umywalce
_________________
This user's signature has been disabled
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail
NoCze
Mały skurwysyn

Group: Members
Joined: 24 Nov 2010
Posts: 10326
Gold: -0.10


ca.gif

Status:
Warn:
Reputation: 23    
Post#19 Posted: 06 Sep 2011 09:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ne)V(eR wrote:
wziac kapiel w umywalce

idz lepiej kurwa do caritasu slyszalem ze dzis na obiad grochuwka
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Display posts from previous:   
3 Members: Guest
Post new topic  Reply to topic  d3jsp Forum Index -> International Forum -> Polska All times are GMT - 4 Hours
Page 1 of 1

 
Jump to:  
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
You cannot attach files in this forum
You cannot download files in this forum


D3jsp is proudly powered by phpBB © 2.0
Theme and Forum by tramway