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Post#1 Posted: 19 Jul 2011 02:56 am    Post subject: Top 5 reasons to recycle your condoms Reply with quote

#1. Use 365 of them to make into a tire, and call it a "Good Year".

#2. Cover your windshield wipers with them when your windshield wipers fail.

#3. Have 'water' balloon fights.

#4. Put 'em on your cat's feet to keep it from climbing the curtains.

and the top reason with the best idea ever

#5. Fill one with helium and tie a note to it describing your dream woman and how to contact you. wub


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Post#2 Posted: 19 Jul 2011 06:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My cat has Kitten Mittons. She doesn't need rain coat feet.
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kk, clarified the topic title.
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Post#4 Posted: 19 Jul 2011 01:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My comment still stands.
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Post#5 Posted: 19 Jul 2011 02:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

looool
I like the kitty one.

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Post#6 Posted: 19 Jul 2011 04:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kitty one made me lulz.

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