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Post#1 Posted: 30 Jul 2008 12:50 pm    Post subject: Devil joke Reply with quote

alright here's the joke the devil raped you while you were sleeping and you liked it. the end haha

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Post#2 Posted: 15 Aug 2008 05:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Meh its alright...
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Post#3 Posted: 16 Aug 2008 01:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Booo
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Post#4 Posted: 20 Aug 2008 08:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Its not really funny lol, its like a ripoff of other jokes ive heard with the characters changed.

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Post#5 Posted: 22 Aug 2008 07:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not Funny
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Post#6 Posted: 22 Aug 2008 08:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

sad oh well

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Post#7 Posted: 22 Aug 2008 11:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Post#8 Posted: 23 Aug 2008 12:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

alright here's a blonde joke:

A blonde who suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly, opens the door, and, sure enough, finds him naked in the arms of a redhead. Well, now she’s angry. She opens her purse and takes out the gun. But as she does so, she is overcome with grief and points the gun at her own head.

The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don’t do it."

"Shut up," she says. "You’re next."

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A blonde goes into the dry cleaners to have her sweater cleaned. She asks the clerk, “How much?”

He doesn’t hear her correctly and says “Come again?”

She giggles and says “No…it’s just mustard this time.”
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Post#9 Posted: 15 Sep 2008 03:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

not that funny imo sad
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Post#10 Posted: 15 Sep 2008 04:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

tit or gtfo.... briggrin

i wanted to say that and i did..hehe

j/k btw

but it sucked tongue
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Post#11 Posted: 16 Sep 2008 01:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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tit or gtfo.... briggrin
but it sucked tongue


vouch on both xD

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Post#12 Posted: 16 Sep 2008 07:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hmm, was hoping for something better sad
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Post#13 Posted: 16 Sep 2008 06:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

if I had tits I'd be showing them right now
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Post#14 Posted: 05 Oct 2008 09:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Meh, I dont get it.
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Post#15 Posted: 06 Oct 2008 12:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

whats not to get?
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Post#16 Posted: 06 Oct 2008 08:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

sry but sucked
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Post#17 Posted: 06 Oct 2008 09:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

yes that experience must have sucked for you

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Post#18 Posted: 12 Oct 2008 01:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was expecting something better.....
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Post#19 Posted: 12 Oct 2008 01:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

loved the blonde jokes. gg man happy
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Post#20 Posted: 12 Oct 2008 03:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote


I believe you can google something better.

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