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 #1 Posted: 22 Jan 2011 09:28 pm Post subject: my fiance ish scary... |
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[8:25:32 PM] renji1337isleet: IM GONNA take a SHIT ON YOUR CHEST, mmm right?
8:26:41 PM] fiancee: im gonna take a hundred needles and stick them in your dick, then take a pair of scissors and slip it in half, then start chopping off tiny pieces with a cleaver  right?
she then preceeded to get a bag of needles out of her bag 
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| #2 Posted: 22 Jan 2011 09:31 pm Post subject: |
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Call her bluff or she'll know that you'll always back down.
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| #3 Posted: 22 Jan 2011 09:32 pm Post subject: |
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Lmao
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| #4 Posted: 22 Jan 2011 09:34 pm Post subject: |
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You don't want to be making your own sammiches for the rest of your life, do you?
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| #5 Posted: 22 Jan 2011 09:35 pm Post subject: |
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You don't want to be making your own sammiches for the rest of your life, do you? |
vouch man, what's the worst that could happen? dicks heal |
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| #6 Posted: 22 Jan 2011 09:37 pm Post subject: |
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| Basi wrote: | | Vassago wrote: |
You don't want to be making your own sammiches for the rest of your life, do you? |
vouch man, what's the worst that could happen? dicks heal |
i'm the cook because i took 3 culinary classes >_>
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| #7 Posted: 22 Jan 2011 09:37 pm Post subject: |
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| Basi wrote: | | Vassago wrote: |
You don't want to be making your own sammiches for the rest of your life, do you? |
vouch man, what's the worst that could happen? dicks heal |
And they always forget the damn cheese.
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| #8 Posted: 22 Jan 2011 09:39 pm Post subject: |
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| balthalzarzo wrote: | | Basi wrote: | | Vassago wrote: |
You don't want to be making your own sammiches for the rest of your life, do you? |
vouch man, what's the worst that could happen? dicks heal |
i'm the cook because i took 3 culinary classes >_>
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It's the principle of the thing. We all know women can't cook but think of it like a dog and the invisible fence. If they're not constantly reminded of where their place is they'll end up shitting in the neighbors yard.
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| Vassago wrote: | | balthalzarzo wrote: | | Basi wrote: | | Vassago wrote: |
You don't want to be making your own sammiches for the rest of your life, do you? |
vouch man, what's the worst that could happen? dicks heal |
i'm the cook because i took 3 culinary classes >_>
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It's the principle of the thing. We all know women can't cook but think of it like a dog and the invisible fence. If they're not constantly reminded of where their place is they'll end up shitting in the neighbors yard. |
i could never do that if i wanted to, i make 10.50 an hour she makes 56.30 an hour. you see what i mean hurrr
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| balthalzarzo wrote: | | Vassago wrote: | | It's the principle of the thing. We all know women can't cook but think of it like a dog and the invisible fence. If they're not constantly reminded of where their place is they'll end up shitting in the neighbors yard. |
i could never do that if i wanted to, i make 10.50 an hour she makes 56.30 an hour. you see what i mean hurrr |
Yeah... You'd better not forget her cheese.
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| #11 Posted: 22 Jan 2011 10:54 pm Post subject: |
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Is this your way of telling us to message you on aim?
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| #12 Posted: 22 Jan 2011 10:55 pm Post subject: |
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i dont use aim 
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| #13 Posted: 24 Jan 2011 02:49 pm Post subject: |
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56 an hour. what the hell does she do?
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| #14 Posted: 24 Jan 2011 04:59 pm Post subject: |
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| bongogocrazy wrote: | | 56 an hour. what the hell does she do? |
street hooker ofc |
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| #15 Posted: 24 Jan 2011 05:42 pm Post subject: |
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| bongogocrazy wrote: | | 56 an hour. what the hell does she do? |
Ecology major, i don't really know everything but she works at this plant where they study trees oxygen given off etc and other things. she has her bachelors
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| #16 Posted: 24 Jan 2011 05:50 pm Post subject: |
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| balthalzarzo wrote: | | Vassago wrote: | | balthalzarzo wrote: | | Basi wrote: | | Vassago wrote: |
You don't want to be making your own sammiches for the rest of your life, do you? |
vouch man, what's the worst that could happen? dicks heal |
i'm the cook because i took 3 culinary classes >_>
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It's the principle of the thing. We all know women can't cook but think of it like a dog and the invisible fence. If they're not constantly reminded of where their place is they'll end up shitting in the neighbors yard. |
i could never do that if i wanted to, i make 10.50 an hour she makes 56.30 an hour. you see what i mean hurrr |
LOL she will really put em needles in your dick. better get on those sandwiches man-wife ;o |
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stay at home husband, stay at home dad, talk about never gonna find balls, 5 times more than you damn.
my girl right now makes 200 a month more than me but i only work 25 hours a week. i can't wait till i take over the company. ill make 5k a month.
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| bongogocrazy wrote: | stay at home husband, stay at home dad, talk about never gonna find balls, 5 times more than you damn.
my girl right now makes 200 a month more than me but i only work 25 hours a week. i can't wait till i take over the company. ill make 5k a month. |
Take over the company just to make 5k a month? Managing migrant workers?
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| Vassago wrote: | | bongogocrazy wrote: | stay at home husband, stay at home dad, talk about never gonna find balls, 5 times more than you damn.
my girl right now makes 200 a month more than me but i only work 25 hours a week. i can't wait till i take over the company. ill make 5k a month. |
Take over the company just to make 5k a month? Managing migrant workers? |
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This thread delivers.
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