its now kinda boring...

[Schoolhacker]

its so boring...
nothing is going on lol so quite

[xtreme_music]

[treezzzzz]

looks like someone is in need of a schoolhacker translation service.

[treezzzzz]

It has come to my attention that the subject (henceforth to be known as "SCHOOLHACKER") of my expertise (henceforth to be known as "EDITING") has expressed dismay (henceforth to be known as "ELECTRONIC RAGE") at my attempts to correct his imprecise communication (henceforth known as "BABBLE") for the common people's (henceforth to be known as "YOU") understanding. As such, I have decided to provide my EDITING service of SCHOOLHACKER's confounding BABBLE for YOU in the format of a side-by-side comparison. This new protocol is effective immediately, so as to lessen the occurence of, and to mitigate the severity of, any potential ELECTRONIC RAGE to ensue from any SCHOOLHACKERs involved.

By using this linguistic clarification service (henceforth to be known as "TRANSLATION"), you accept any terms and conditions associated with this sercive including, but not limited to:
--you agree to release any parties associated in providing this service (henceforth to be known as "ME") from any liabilities concerning the use of this service. you agree to not hold ME liable for that any damages incurred resulting directly or indirectly from your use of this service, including, but not limited to any psychological confusion due to exposure to excessive amounts of SCHOOLHACKER.
--you agree to not hold ME liable for any ELECTRONIC RAGE and aftermath effects of said ELECTRONIC RAGE elicited from SCHOOLHACKER
--you agree to take full responsibility for any distress or ELECTRONIC RAGE induced by your use and/or replication and/or imitation, intentional or otherwise, of services provided.

THE OFFICIAL SCHOOLHACKER FREE LINGUISTIC COMMUNICATION CLARIFICATION SERVICE
Session Date This Twenty-Seventh Day of January, in the Two Thousand and Eighth Year of the Common Era
SCRIPT, FULL AND COMPLETE

Native Wild Version:

[Schoolhacker]

My pants are a bit too tight for me. I need some spandex.