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Dragon_fury
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#1 Posted: 31 Oct 2008 09:31 am Post subject: a True story lol |
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True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.
"The moral of this story is:"
"Always keep your condoms in your car."
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#2 Posted: 31 Oct 2008 09:37 am Post subject: |
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Haha, wow.. _____________________
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#3 Posted: 31 Oct 2008 10:22 am Post subject: |
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aG.Kayla wrote: | Haha, wow.. |
lolo did u like it lol _____________________
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#4 Posted: 31 Oct 2008 10:54 am Post subject: |
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Seen that one a couple times ![briggrin](images/smiles/biggrin.gif) _____________________
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#5 Posted: 31 Oct 2008 11:24 am Post subject: |
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Dragon_fury wrote: | aG.Kayla wrote: | Haha, wow.. |
lolo did u like it lol |
Yeah _____________________
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#6 Posted: 07 Nov 2008 01:47 pm Post subject: |
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Lol omg i love this joke _____________________
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#7 Posted: 19 Mar 2009 03:41 pm Post subject: |
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LOLROFL
THAT IS FRICKIN HILARIOUS LOL _____________________
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#8 Posted: 30 Mar 2009 05:08 pm Post subject: |
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harrrr
I saw this in raven2201's profile on the other site.
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#9 Posted: 01 Apr 2009 04:17 pm Post subject: |
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aG.Kayla wrote: | Haha, wow.. |
thought so too ![briggrin](images/smiles/biggrin.gif) |
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#10 Posted: 09 Apr 2009 02:41 am Post subject: |
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nice test
i would FAIL ![briggrin](images/smiles/biggrin.gif) |
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#11 Posted: 09 Apr 2009 06:03 pm Post subject: |
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Haha nice! _____________________
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#12 Posted: 10 Apr 2009 12:43 pm Post subject: |
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this is old sorry _________________ This user's signature has been disabled |
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#13 Posted: 11 Apr 2009 12:23 am Post subject: |
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megafusion wrote: | Seen that one a couple times ![briggrin](images/smiles/biggrin.gif) |
Same, its somewhere on d2jsp. cant remember where tho _____________________
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#14 Posted: 22 Apr 2009 08:20 am Post subject: |
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Old one but still good _____________________
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#15 Posted: 22 Apr 2009 08:23 am Post subject: |
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FatalSilence wrote: | Old one but still good |
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#16 Posted: 17 Jun 2009 06:01 pm Post subject: |
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hah _____________________
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#17 Posted: 12 Nov 2009 08:25 pm Post subject: |
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#18 Posted: 28 Nov 2009 10:16 pm Post subject: Re: a True story lol |
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Dragon_fury wrote: | True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.
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#19 Posted: 15 Mar 2010 08:52 pm Post subject: |
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heh _____________________ PM me if interested. |
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