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Post#1 Posted: 12 Mar 2011 12:57 am    Post subject: Hey, Just wanted to share this with ya guys, Reply with quote

AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 20 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, '20 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL".
NOW I HAVE A $180,000.00 HOME, ...A $6,000.00 CAR, NICE BIG KING SIZED BED AND A PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 45-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS.'
MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.
AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISES.

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Post#2 Posted: 14 Mar 2011 04:47 am    Post subject: Re: Hey, Just wanted to share this with ya guys, Reply with quote

Cinemax wrote:
AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 20 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, '20 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL".
NOW I HAVE A $180,000.00 HOME, ...A $6,000.00 CAR, NICE BIG KING SIZED BED AND A PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 45-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS.'
MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.
AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISES.





A man who had recently won part of the lottery went home to his wife of two years with the biggest smile on his face.

Man - "Honey, what would you say if I told you I won part of the lottery?"
Woman - "Well, you've been an asshole for the past year and a half, and I've honestly been trying to think of reasons to leave you. I've already slept with your friend and you let that slide I figured you'd have gotten the hint but I guess not. To answer your question, I'd take half of it and leave your sorry ass."
Man - "Good, I won $20 here's $10 get the FUCK outta here."


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Post#3 Posted: 22 Jan 2012 02:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Post#4 Posted: 15 Feb 2013 12:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Post#5 Posted: 17 Feb 2013 09:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So true tongue
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Post#6 Posted: 17 Feb 2013 11:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I lol'd
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Post#7 Posted: 10 Dec 2013 09:44 am    Post subject: Re: Hey, Just wanted to share this with ya guys, Reply with quote

Nxvak wrote:
Cinemax wrote:
AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 20 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, '20 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL".
NOW I HAVE A $180,000.00 HOME, ...A $6,000.00 CAR, NICE BIG KING SIZED BED AND A PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 45-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS.'
MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.
AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISES.





A man who had recently won part of the lottery went home to his wife of two years with the biggest smile on his face.

Man - "Honey, what would you say if I told you I won part of the lottery?"
Woman - "Well, you've been an asshole for the past year and a half, and I've honestly been trying to think of reasons to leave you. I've already slept with your friend and you let that slide I figured you'd have gotten the hint but I guess not. To answer your question, I'd take half of it and leave your sorry ass."
Man - "Good, I won $20 here's $10 get the FUCK outta here."


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Post#8 Posted: 24 Oct 2016 11:47 pm    Post subject: Hey Just wanted to share this with ya guys Reply with quote

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Post#9 Posted: 21 Nov 2016 11:33 am    Post subject: Hey Just wanted to share this with ya guys Reply with quote

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Post#10 Posted: 25 Mar 2019 03:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Post#11 Posted: 30 Jul 2019 04:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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