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 #1 Posted: 24 Apr 2007 12:42 pm Post subject: 50 fg for closest answer to this incredibly bad joke. |
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Paying 50 fg for the closest answer to this incredibly bad joke.
Don't spend any time googling for answer or anything like that because you won't find anything on it. I made this up to stump a teacher in the 4th grade that always gave me a hard time...I made him wait 3 weeks for the answer...he gave me more of a hard time for the remainder of the year!!!
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Answer: Because it was dead!
Why did the chicken fall out of the tree?
Answer: Please post you answer. |
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| #2 Posted: 24 Apr 2007 01:14 pm Post subject: |
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because the chicken didn't have legs 
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| #3 Posted: 24 Apr 2007 01:31 pm Post subject: |
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because it was windy outside and chickens have weak legs and they sensed a helicopter approaching that specific tree they were in so they wer elike ZOMG I MUST FALL OUTA THE TREE~! BBQ SAUCE WITH MUSTARD
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| #4 Posted: 24 Apr 2007 02:05 pm Post subject: |
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both incorrect, but made me smile so 3fg each, thanks
50fg winner will be decided in 3 days
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| #5 Posted: 24 Apr 2007 02:33 pm Post subject: |
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...WOOT 3 FG!~!@! IM REECHHHHHHHHHHHHH~!@~!@~!@~!@~!@!
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| #6 Posted: 24 Apr 2007 03:29 pm Post subject: |
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Because they cant fly!
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| #7 Posted: 24 Apr 2007 04:23 pm Post subject: |
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Because he was dead?
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| #8 Posted: 24 Apr 2007 04:40 pm Post subject: |
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both very good answers, but wrong, 3 fg each
will be deciding on 50fg closest answer in 2.5 days
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| #9 Posted: 24 Apr 2007 04:46 pm Post subject: |
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bcuz hewas to chicken to climb down
or he was fat like dom 
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| #10 Posted: 24 Apr 2007 05:38 pm Post subject: |
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because he was fighting with the monkey , and he died , but he still got him down
and chicken got mad , so he got a lvl 99 hdin on his side desyncing?
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| #11 Posted: 24 Apr 2007 06:24 pm Post subject: |
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both good tries, but not right, 3 fg for guesses
50 fg will be for closet will be decided in 2 days |
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| #12 Posted: 24 Apr 2007 06:40 pm Post subject: |
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Because he saw me the other way of the path so he decided to jump the tree to come to see me. 
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| #13 Posted: 24 Apr 2007 09:30 pm Post subject: |
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Because the chicken was stapled to the monkey. 
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| #14 Posted: 24 Apr 2007 09:57 pm Post subject: |
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| The chicken fell out of the tree because it had to go cross the road |
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| #15 Posted: 24 Apr 2007 10:11 pm Post subject: |
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| alexstorms wrote: | | Because the chicken was stapled to the monkey. |
And ding, ding, ding...we have a winner. alexstorms
The chicken was stapled to the monkey's leg... 
Ok so not funny at all!!! |
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| #16 Posted: 25 Apr 2007 12:55 am Post subject: |
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| i dont' get it =( |
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| #17 Posted: 25 Apr 2007 08:57 am Post subject: |
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didnt see u alrdy had winner
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| #18 Posted: 27 Apr 2007 11:02 am Post subject: |
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 why cant the monkey be eating the chicking before it died
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| #19 Posted: 27 Apr 2007 02:57 pm Post subject: |
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| i dunno, maybe he did |
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