Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...(You MUST read them out loud)

[tramway]

1) That's not right............................................... Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a Fugitive? ................... Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP................................................... Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man........................................................ Dum Fuk

5) Small Horse...................................................... Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach? ............................ Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped into a coffee table ........................ Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
I think you need a face lift ............................... Chin Tu Fat

9) It's very dark in here ......................................... Wao So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet ........................ Wai Yu Mun Ching?

11) This is a tow away zone ................................ No Pah King

12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ...Wai Yu Kum Nao?

13) Staying out of sight ......................................... Lei Ying Lo

14) He's cleaning his automobile ...................... Wa Shing Ka

15) Your body odor is offensive ......................... Yu Stin Ki Pu

16) Great ................................................................... Fa Kin Su Pah

[*Curti*]

7) I bumped into a coffee table ........................ Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
I think you need a face lift ............................... Chin Tu Fat

LOL

all good...these 2 were my fave

[anomy]

rofl! I like all of them

[iIntrigue]

zomg awesome tramway ahahahah

[LOLROFLMAO]

zzz these were on jsp. copy and paste less =P

[Leilani]

Hmmm, the facelift one is pretty funny.

[PuReAzNpRiDe]

those are soo wrong...yet sooo funny....

[sank]

i thot those were funny as hell


heres some of my own

You Like Men..... Wie soh gai

are you ok?.... wuh suh wrong

i think you're pretty... Yu soh haut

sank owns.... wie sank ohn soe muhch

i like pie... pie tis gud