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Post#1 Posted: 10 Jan 2011 06:33 pm    Post subject: YOUR PRESIDENT HAS RETURNED Reply with quote

HELLO, THIS IS YOUR PRESIDENT SPEAKING.

ALL OF YOU NOOBS CAN GTFO.

WHERE IS GREGODUDE AND THAT OTHER TOOL?

I HAVE SOME BUSINESS TO SETTLE WITH THEM.

-THE PRESIDENT

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Post#2 Posted: 10 Jan 2011 07:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dear Mr. President,
Come take a walk with me.
Let's pretend we're just two people and You're not better than me.
I'd like to ask you some questions
if we can speak honestly.

What do you feel when you see all the homeless on the street?
Who do you pray for at night before
you go to sleep?
What do you feel when you look in the mirror?
Are you proud?

How do you sleep while the rest of us cry? How do you dream when a mother has no chance to say goodbye?
How do you walk with your head held high? Can you even look me in the eye
And tell me why?

Dear Mr. President,
Were you a lonely boy?
Are you a lonely boy?
Are you a lonely boy?
How can you say
No child is left behind?
We're not dumb and
we're not blind.
They're all sitting in your cells While you pave the road to hell.

What kind of father would
take his own daughter's rights away?
And what kind of father
might hate his own daughter
if she were gay?
I can only imagine what the
first lady has to say
You've come a long way from
whiskey and cocaine.

How do you sleep
while the rest of us cry?
How do you dream
when a mother has no chance
to say goodbye?
How do you walk with your head held high?
Can you even look me in the eye?

Let me tell you 'bout hard work
Minimum wage with a baby on the way
Let me tell you 'bout hard work
Rebuilding your house after the bombs took them away
Let me tell you 'bout hard work Building a bed out of a cardboard box
Let me tell you 'bout hard work Hard work Hard work
You don't know nothing 'bout hard work
Hard work Hard work Oh

How do you sleep at night?
How do you walk with your head held high? Dear Mr. President,
You'd never take a walk with me.
Would you?

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Post#3 Posted: 10 Jan 2011 07:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

WOOT!
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!?!?!?!?!?

I AM SOOOO GLAD THAT YOU ARE BACK!

ARE YOU PLANNING ON STAYING!? LOL

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Post#4 Posted: 10 Jan 2011 07:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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WOOT!
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!?!?!?!?!?

I AM SOOOO GLAD THAT YOU ARE BACK!

ARE YOU PLANNING ON STAYING!? LOL


HOLD THE PHONE. DON'T BLOW YOUR LOAD TOO SOON.

PLEASE REFER TO MY ORIGINAL POST WHERE I REFERENCED "THAT OTHER TOOL".

YOU ARE HIM AND HE IS YOU.

BUT YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT.

IT APPEARS THAT YOU ARE STILL THE SAME OLE NOOB. I'LL PWN YOU JUST AS HARD AS EVER.

I'LL STAY AS LONG AS I WANT SO YOU CAN GTFO OR SMD.

-THE PRESIDENT

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Post#5 Posted: 10 Jan 2011 07:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Evilution wrote:
Schoolhacker wrote:
WOOT!
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!?!?!?!?!?

I AM SOOOO GLAD THAT YOU ARE BACK!

ARE YOU PLANNING ON STAYING!? LOL


HOLD THE PHONE. DON'T BLOW YOUR LOAD TOO SOON.

PLEASE REFER TO MY ORIGINAL POST WHERE I REFERENCED "THAT OTHER TOOL".

YOU ARE HIM AND HE IS YOU.

BUT YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT.

IT APPEARS THAT YOU ARE STILL THE SAME OLE NOOB. I'LL PWN YOU JUST AS HARD AS EVER.

I'LL STAY AS LONG AS I WANT SO YOU CAN GTFO OR SMD.

-THE PRESIDENT
Word!
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Post#6 Posted: 10 Jan 2011 08:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is this the point where I'm supposed to cower in the face of your overwhelming stupidity?
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Post#7 Posted: 10 Jan 2011 08:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Vassago wrote:
Is this the point where I'm supposed to cower in the face of your overwhelming stupidity?


YES

-THE PRESIDENT

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Post#8 Posted: 10 Jan 2011 08:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

GOOD LORD THIS PLACE IS AS SLOW AS IT WAS IN 07 (WHICH WAS PROBLY BEFORE MOST OF YOU THUNDERCUNTS WERE BORN).

YOU ARE AN EMBARRSAMENT TO ME.

DON'T SHIT YOURSELF THOUGH I'M HERE TO CHANGE THINGS.

-THE PRESIDENT

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Post#9 Posted: 10 Jan 2011 08:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

WELCOME BACK BATTLEFIELD DRUNK!!!!
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Post#10 Posted: 10 Jan 2011 08:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Evilution wrote:
Vassago wrote:
Is this the point where I'm supposed to cower in the face of your overwhelming stupidity?


YES

-THE PRESIDENT


Oh, ok then.

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Post#11 Posted: 10 Jan 2011 08:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Vassago wrote:
Evilution wrote:
Vassago wrote:
Is this the point where I'm supposed to cower in the face of your overwhelming stupidity?


YES

-THE PRESIDENT


Oh, ok then.


THAT'S N OT A COMPLETE SENTENCE. NO PERIOD IS NOT NECESSARY.

YOU MUST BE IN GRAMMAR SCHOOL STILL.

POOR ATTEMPT BUT I DON'T EXPECT MUCH FROM AN 09. GOD HELP YOU SON.

-THE PRESIDENT

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Post#12 Posted: 10 Jan 2011 09:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Evilution wrote:
Vassago wrote:
Evilution wrote:
Vassago wrote:
Is this the point where I'm supposed to cower in the face of your overwhelming stupidity?


YES

-THE PRESIDENT


Oh, ok then.


THAT'S N OT A COMPLETE SENTENCE. NO PERIOD IS NOT NECESSARY.

YOU MUST BE IN GRAMMAR SCHOOL STILL.

POOR ATTEMPT BUT I DON'T EXPECT MUCH FROM AN 09. GOD HELP YOU SON.

-THE PRESIDENT
AND I SAID OH LORD PLEASE HAVE MERCY ON THEIR YOUNG SOULS.
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Post#13 Posted: 10 Jan 2011 09:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Evilution wrote:
THAT'S N OT A COMPLETE SENTENCE. NO PERIOD IS NOT NECESSARY.

YOU MUST BE IN GRAMMAR SCHOOL STILL.

POOR ATTEMPT BUT I DON'T EXPECT MUCH FROM AN 09. GOD HELP YOU SON.

-THE PRESIDENT


Proof read your own posts before resorting to using grammar as a flame.


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Post#14 Posted: 10 Jan 2011 09:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Vassago wrote:
Evilution wrote:
THAT'S N OT A COMPLETE SENTENCE. NO PERIOD IS NOT NECESSARY.

YOU MUST BE IN GRAMMAR SCHOOL STILL.

POOR ATTEMPT BUT I DON'T EXPECT MUCH FROM AN 09. GOD HELP YOU SON.

-THE PRESIDENT


Proof read your own posts before resorting to using grammar as a flame.


GET ON MY LEVEL. OH WAIT YOU CANNOT! NO ONE CAN.

-THE PRESIDENT

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Post#15 Posted: 10 Jan 2011 09:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Evilution wrote:
Vassago wrote:
Evilution wrote:
THAT'S N OT A COMPLETE SENTENCE. NO PERIOD IS NOT NECESSARY.

YOU MUST BE IN GRAMMAR SCHOOL STILL.

POOR ATTEMPT BUT I DON'T EXPECT MUCH FROM AN 09. GOD HELP YOU SON.

-THE PRESIDENT


Proof read your own posts before resorting to using grammar as a flame.


GET ON MY LEVEL. OH WAIT YOU CANNOT! NO ONE CAN.

-THE PRESIDENT


Illiterate and pathetic just don't suit me quite as well.

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Post#16 Posted: 10 Jan 2011 09:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

oh dear
stop be so arrogant
and stop use caps

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Post#17 Posted: 10 Jan 2011 09:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

exquisite wrote:
oh dear
stop be so arrogant
and stop use caps


O DEAR PLEASE REMOVE SAND FROM VAGINA

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Post#18 Posted: 10 Jan 2011 09:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

thats not what im talking about

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Post#19 Posted: 10 Jan 2011 10:04 pm    Post subject: Re: YOUR PRESIDENT HAS RETURNED Reply with quote

Evilution wrote:
HELLO, THIS IS YOUR PRESIDENT SPEAKING.

ALL OF YOU NOOBS CAN GTFO.

WHERE IS GREGODUDE AND THAT OTHER TOOL?

I HAVE SOME BUSINESS TO SETTLE WITH THEM.

-THE PRESIDENT



lmao guess what guys. the choad has returned. The glorious taint of the battlefield is present again!... ahh how i missed you my lovely stretch of skin between my nuts and asshole. you will do well not to leave again, it makes for a very hernia friendly period of time.

so in other words. you better bow down to the true king and kiss my toe before i verbally bitch slap you back to the future.

just playing, have fun mi amigo. although, might i suggest not using caps for every word. it does terrible things for the emphasis of a sentence. it ruins the subtle differences you can craft with words. disappointing.

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Post#20 Posted: 10 Jan 2011 10:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol
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