few jokes

Ordinator · Posted: 08 Feb 2009 08:38 am Post subject: few jokes

A woman standing nude in front of a mirror says to her husband, "I
look horrible, I feel fat and ugly, pay me a compliment."
He replies, "Your eyesight is perfect."
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An elderly couple is attending Mass. About halfway through, the
wife leans over and says to her husband, "I just let out a silent fart;
what do you think I should do?"
He replied, "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."

Noctres · Posted: 08 Feb 2009 09:34 am Post subject:

rofl, and ROOOOOOFL

Jessmop · Posted: 08 Feb 2009 09:43 am Post subject:

Ha !

Nice one !

megafusion · Posted: 08 Feb 2009 11:41 am Post subject:

Decent

Gotzie · Posted: 08 Feb 2009 02:06 pm Post subject:

I'm not gonna lie, that made me lol.

Sanitarium_Kid · Posted: 16 Feb 2009 12:33 am Post subject:

I actually laughed at both ofem. Very nice