Jokes Thread Here

Demigod · Posted: 04 May 2012 09:00 pm Post subject: Jokes Thread Here

*Studies show that for every 15 minutes you laugh, you gain one day of life. Enjoy smile

So the police show up at my door and tell me, "Your dog chased some guy on his bike."
Stupid cops, my dog doesn't even have a bike.

How to cuss a kid out: "Shut the fudge up you little astronaut. What the helicopters are you doing you son of a batch of cookies!"

So you want a tussle, ay?
(9'-')9 e('-'e)

Only three things are infinite:
1)The Universe
2)Human Stupidity
3)The amount of zubats in Dark Cave

Christopher Columbus: I discovered America!
Native Americans: Lol repost.

Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

Screaming, "YOU'RE NOT MY REAL LADDER!!," at your step ladder.

*kid having a seizure*
Friend1: "What's happening?"
Friend2: "I think he's evolving."

Calamar · Posted: 07 May 2012 09:27 am Post subject:

Calamar · Posted: 07 May 2012 09:28 am Post subject:

KR Aaron · Posted: 09 May 2012 11:52 pm Post subject:

lol i think hes evolving LMAO

yoyohomie · Posted: 18 Sep 2012 09:50 pm Post subject:

Demchak · Posted: 21 Sep 2012 12:38 am Post subject:

how does Moses make his tea? ............ Hebrews it.