ur addicted to d2 when u are

[Dragon]

old:

You know you're addicted to d2 when you need a ride home, and ask someone to make a tp.
You know you're addicted to d2 when your late for class, and your teacher asks why, you tell them your maphack wouldnt open.
You know you're addicted to d2 when you run over something, you immediatly stop the car and check to see if it had any rare drops.
You know you're addicted to d2 when you move to a farm, just to do cow runs.
You know you're addicted to d2 when you refer to your dresser as a stash.
You know you're addicted to d2 when someone steals your lunch, you follow them around all day telling people he/she is a scammer.

You know you're addicted to d2 when you sleep you snore "zzzz Damn noob's..zzzz Damn noob's".
You know you're addicted to d2 when you see a dead man and say, "Pwned".
You know you're addicted to d2 when you found a ring on the street and dont have indentify scroll to identify it.
You know you're addicted to d2 when you ask your class-mates at school if anybody would sell their lunch for highrunes.
You know you're addicted to d2 when your teacher gives you a text book and you say, "I cant use this yet".
You know you're addicted to d2 when u see a $20 on the ground, u go for it but someone else gets it 1st and you yell, "GDAMN PICKIT"
You know you're addicted to D2 when you jump out of the bushes to scare an old lady to death and shout: "haha tppkd
noob"!!

You know you're addicted to d2 when you get in a fight and lose and say, "Gdamn LAGG".
You know you're addicted to d2 when you buy something at a store and ask them, "is it legit".
You know you're addicted to d2 when you enter class room and start screaming, "PP" "PP"
You know you're addicted to d2 when a earthquake approaches, you shout "WOOOT DIABLO WALKS THE EARTH"
You know you're addicted to d2 when you try to cast blaze by setting yourself on fire.
You know you're addicted to d2 when a guy holds a modified gun at you and say, "lol noob no hacked items allowed"!!

You know you're addicted to d2 when ur running in the house with a balloon on the head telling ur family u got an energy shield.
You know you're addicted to d2 when you dad gives you a butter knife and you say, "HAHA noob weapon"
You know you're addicted to D2 when you see a child whining about something and you say, "cry more please"
You know you're addicted to d2 when you go to a jewelry store and ask if they sell sojs, and then you offer fg!!
You know you're addicted to d2 when you get in a fight and say "hold on let me bo".
You know you're addicted to d2 when you find yourself standing in a field of cows swinging a hammer around on a string shouting, "17k Damage!!" "17k Damage"!!
You know you're addicted to computer in general, when you say "rofl" and you actually are.

more coming

[Cinemax]

My personal episode was this wekeend, I was out back at a bonfire and we started making the fire bigger.
By 11pm I was pretty drunk, he started throwing cans in the fire that were very flammable I shouted Don't do that !
He said "why"
I told him cause is he makes the fire too big with all those explosive cans we will all drop.
I walked back away from the fire b4 the next spawn and shouted to my buddy as I went to options and turned the music up to give me more potions outta the cooler.
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Your post is of legendary material some of which may be tru in some cases lol, I have not heard a few of them yet.
Thanks for sharing, I am looking forward to hearing more.

[8BaLL]

old but good ones

there funny

[LiNkZoR[D2K]]

awesome jokes man

[daimianptp]

u dont wonna go here, we had a 16 page long " u know ur a d2 addict" topic once
all so funny (and so tru xD)

[Jessmop]

i think one of my favs was something to do with blue power aide and NEED MORE MANA !!

[NewPolution]

Hahaha

[ezpz]

i personally have said "lol" outside of the internet about 3994950000606000499393 times.... idk if thats a sign but...

[ss_mendel]

nice plagorizing

not that i know how to spell anywyas

[justunanimous]

[megafusion]

You know you're addicted to D2 when you see a child whining about something and you say, "cry more please"
You know you're addicted to d2 when your teacher gives you a text book and you say, "I cant use this yet".

Best ones

[Lamborghini]

[Nate]

Lmao. I like these

[Frodog]

i used to like them back when i played d2, but damn those are old lol

[Braindead]

Nice, heres my try:

You know you're addicted to d2 when you look at your own life for inspiration on what to write here.
You know you're addicted to d2 when you are on the forums posting about when you know you're addicted.
You know you're addicted to d2 when you go insane when a person asks you what diablo is.

[ChronicTacos]

Old
Hope you didn't copy and paste.
Please make your own if you did.

[Bacon]

lollll

[mouseinarage]

You know you're addicted when you have a dream about getting PK'd and losing all your items, wake up, and then quickly search your account to make sure everything is there.

This happened to me on another game, but still. I used to play way too much...

[Caa4789]

Old but still funny.

[Bo$$]

rotfl