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 #1 Posted: 29 Nov 2007 06:09 pm Post subject: ThE Man |
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The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled >You Can Be the Man of Your House.
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly,
"From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word
is law!
You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating
my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.
After dinner you are going to go upstairs with me, and we will have the
kind of sex that I want.
After that, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax.
You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe.
Then you will Massage my feet and hands.
Then after that's done, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
His wife replied, "The fuckin' funeral director would be my guess."
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| #2 Posted: 16 Feb 2008 01:59 pm Post subject: |
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| #3 Posted: 06 Jun 2008 09:18 pm Post subject: |
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I was kinda funny.
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| #4 Posted: 07 Jun 2008 09:28 pm Post subject: |
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lol 
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| #5 Posted: 07 Jun 2008 09:33 pm Post subject: |
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yeah, but I kinda saw that answer coming though..
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| #6 Posted: 10 Jun 2008 01:49 pm Post subject: |
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| Rofl 10/10 |
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Gigled
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| #8 Posted: 19 Jul 2008 03:46 pm Post subject: |
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lol!
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| #9 Posted: 21 Jul 2008 08:45 pm Post subject: |
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hha not bad
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| #10 Posted: 17 Sep 2008 04:24 pm Post subject: |
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didntt think it was that funny made me smile tho
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| #11 Posted: 27 Sep 2008 03:06 pm Post subject: |
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| bit lame imo |
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| #12 Posted: 28 Sep 2008 07:42 pm Post subject: |
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lol, that would deffinatly take a man who has a slave for a woman, deffinatly a joke cause in my reality that would never happen.
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