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 #1 Posted: 04 Jan 2011 04:21 pm Post subject: I Like This Girl, But She Hates My Asshair Topic |
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This is a topic dedicated to "I like this girl, but she hates my asshair" related problems. If you are one of the many having problems with this, then post here, so we can share different techniques about how to get the girl to like you again.
I've been dumped because of this problem 4 times! Sucks to hear "sorry man, you got way too much asshair down there, it's over", when you are starting to believe that this woman actually may be the love of your life. This problem is huge for millions, and there is no possible way to solve it, or is there?
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| #2 Posted: 04 Jan 2011 04:23 pm Post subject: |
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| da fuk ? |
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| #3 Posted: 04 Jan 2011 04:54 pm Post subject: |
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You know what bro, I get that all the time.
You see the trick is just pretend it's not there. Make them think they are seeing things. Then after the arguement talk her into some sweet sweet love put it in her pooper! she will never talk back AGAIN!
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| #4 Posted: 04 Jan 2011 05:06 pm Post subject: |
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haha. ive only got that once. so i shaved my own ass. that was fun. but i reccomend waxing it. or tell her if its such a big deal for her to take care of it.
if the same chick breaks up with you 4 times cause u have ass hair, then she is just a bitch. id make up some excuss to get her back in bed and then id rape her ass soo hard.
what i found works sometimes. tell a girl 2 things nice about her, then shot her down. then walk away for a minute. see what happens.
you have nice eyes, thats nice blouse. you know your not as hot as you think you are.
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| #5 Posted: 04 Jan 2011 05:12 pm Post subject: |
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I doubt this will help.
it's so hard imgonnacry
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| #6 Posted: 04 Jan 2011 05:14 pm Post subject: |
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| December wrote: | I doubt this will help.
it's so hard imgonnacry |
go jerk off
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| #7 Posted: 04 Jan 2011 05:31 pm Post subject: |
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are you for real?
i guess im lucky to not have had that problem. my advice if this is a serious thread.... shave or wax or something your asshair away. if its enough toc omplain about.. its too much 
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| #9 Posted: 04 Jan 2011 09:01 pm Post subject: |
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I like my b/f's butt hair. 
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| #10 Posted: 04 Jan 2011 09:07 pm Post subject: |
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My gf doesn't mind. So yeah I'm very fucking dark hairy too. Like an ape. Goddamn it's even on my toes!
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| #11 Posted: 04 Jan 2011 09:08 pm Post subject: |
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Hairy toes!
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| #12 Posted: 04 Jan 2011 09:10 pm Post subject: |
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I even noticed some beginning hairs on my back 
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| #13 Posted: 04 Jan 2011 09:36 pm Post subject: |
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Oh noes! That's when it gets bad. xD
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| #14 Posted: 04 Jan 2011 09:39 pm Post subject: |
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| nyuu wrote: | | Oh noes! That's when it gets bad. xD |
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| #15 Posted: 04 Jan 2011 09:40 pm Post subject: |
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Looks hawt.
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| #16 Posted: 05 Jan 2011 03:22 am Post subject: |
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Seriously, you need to grow some ballz. 
A man with ballz wont shave.
And the girl will know if you got ballz enough, but you dont so thats why she asked why you got it there.
Seriously god DAmn, grow some ballz? 
as the dude with the 2pac said, Da fuk ? 
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| #17 Posted: 05 Jan 2011 03:27 am Post subject: |
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| Jessmop wrote: | The only bad thing about ass hair is that shit sticks to your fur.
Ask your next girlfriend to braid it for you. |
No.
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| #18 Posted: 05 Jan 2011 09:10 am Post subject: |
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Funny how it got taken seriously when it was a troll >_<
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LOL  I knew! I trolled back son!
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| #20 Posted: 05 Jan 2011 10:17 am Post subject: |
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| Chase wrote: | | Jessmop wrote: | The only bad thing about ass hair is that shit sticks to your fur.
Ask your next girlfriend to braid it for you. |
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If she adds beads to the braid, would you tell people that you have anal beads in your pants ?
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