This story is older then mammoth shit but still

Omen

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

"The moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car."

Brogue · Posted: 06 Jan 2011 07:45 pm Post subject:

It's old as hell

Ancients · Posted: 07 Jan 2011 03:41 am Post subject:

its dam old briggrin

but stil funny

Omen · Posted: 07 Jan 2011 11:37 pm Post subject:

Ancients · Posted: 08 Jan 2011 03:54 pm Post subject:

Felix · Posted: 08 Jan 2011 06:42 pm Post subject:

epic.

PiNk · Posted: 08 Jan 2011 07:21 pm Post subject:

Depressing story brah.

adeem · Posted: 11 Jan 2011 04:29 am Post subject:

haha

Push3r · Posted: 11 Jan 2011 04:30 am Post subject:

SO FUNNY :DDDD

owned · Posted: 11 Jan 2011 04:31 am Post subject:

cant belive its so funny :DDDDDDDD

bongogocrazy · Posted: 11 Jan 2011 02:05 pm Post subject:

thats really funny.

its a good thing that wouldn't happen to me. and if my gf's younger sister did come onto me i would know something was up. she can't even look at me in that way what so ever. probably cause id rip her in half.

Basi · Posted: 17 Jan 2011 12:21 pm Post subject:

As the dad walks upstairs to the bedroom

~> Hood · Posted: 17 Jan 2011 03:48 pm Post subject:

LOL..

Disable · Posted: 21 Jan 2011 05:20 pm Post subject:

old but lol

xxtc1022xx · Posted: 26 Jan 2011 11:40 am Post subject:

lolz
at first i thought the dad was using her until i read the morals part

PiNk · Posted: 26 Jan 2011 12:29 pm Post subject:

Know what if he got up to the room, and the girl told him to get the fuck out. You're not marrying my sister.
So then he figured out what was happening and he wound up raping and killing her?

Seems more likely.

Vassago · Posted: 26 Jan 2011 02:24 pm Post subject:

xxtc1022xx · Posted: 27 Jan 2011 10:52 am Post subject:

i woulda just banged the little sister