Your Momma Joke Competetion

[Anomaly]

Anyways, im hosting yet another competetion of sorts, also check out my d2 iron man tournament which is going down soon, in the PVP section

So:
Im having a your momma joke competetion, we will have competetors, compete against eachother (POST YOUR JOKE HERE). Whichever i think is funniest (top three)
Will get fg prizes (200 fg in prizes for top 3) I will also try to get each person who posts a joke that is slightly funny 3 fg

Me and Trammy will be judging

Anyways, rules:

-Nothing Obscure
-Nothing Disgusting
-Be Original
-ONE JOKE PER PERSON
-You may edit your joke a total of 1 (one) time. This will be watched.
-Once your joke has been rated by me or tram (judges) you cannot modify it at all (usually happens fast!)
-If you win, we will post it here
-If you post anything obscure, spam this thread, post more than once on this thread, or flame this thread in the slightest, you will be removed from the competition, and your post will be deleted.
-Winners, once accepted in this thread (you will be allowed to post again if chosen, you will then be sent your fg prize
-Yo Momma Jokes only!
-Might get warn if you break any rules... we'll see

How it works:

-One joke per person, able to chance once, will be watched
-One POST PER PERSON, post more than once unless chosen, you will be disqualified
-If more than 15 entrants, we will have a round robin, then cut out the people who we think aren't worthy, and then bring rest to finals, to find out best 3
-Everybody will hopefully get 5 forum gold for participation!

Have fun!

~>Jake

[Jessmop]

You're Momma Is So Fat I Rolled Over Twice and I was Still On Top of Her

This is the double whammy...

Not only is your mother a Fatty but I Banged Her..

[aznMaStaz]

You're Mamas is sOOoOO Fat That Whenever she turns around its her birthday!

[GoldHawk197]

Yo momma is so fat, if she wears fishnet stockings, they’d better be 50 pound test.

[undrt8kr]

your momma is so stupid she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare

[slimz3]

Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.

[light_it_up]

Yo mama is so dumb that when she see's a U turn sign on the side of the road, she argues with it.

[blunt_manz]

yo momma is soooooooo fat that when she jumped up on the dance floor she made the band skip!!!


love this one lol

[Jsantana]

yo mama so stupid she thought a quatrerback was a refund

[blueballs]

yooo mama soooo fat that when she went to the superbowl she brang a spoon.

[megafusion]

Yo mama's like a bubble gum machine, 5 cents a blow..

[Jabis]

Yo mum so fat she makes the sahara dessert look like a sand pit...

[jacviper007]

yo momma's so fat she walks outside with red on and everybody yells KOOOOOOL-AAAAIIIIIDDDDDD!!!!!

[slimz3]

Whats the difference between yo mama and a rooster? A rooster says "cock a doodle do"..your mom says "any cock will do"

oops, just noticed the rule of "one post"

[Moogle]

Yo mama is so fat, she walked past the TV and I missed 7 episodes of 60 minutes

[Mjolnyr]

yo mama is so fat, when she walks backward, people hear "beep beep" like with the trucks

ugh, too many yo mama jokes >.>

[Logic.]

[Mxracer190]

yo momma is like a brick, flat on two sides and always getting laid by mexicans.

[Crai]

Yo moma so poor, the burglars break in and leave money.

Yo mommas so dirty, she turned the local swimming baths into the dead sea.

[justunanimous]

yo mama is like a brick, she gets laid by mexicans