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 #1 Posted: 10 Oct 2010 02:08 am Post subject: Fun game for the whole family! |
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The Keep Your Finger In The Box Game sounds simple, but in reality, it's one of the most complex games still being played today.
Before starting the game, make sure you have what you need (e.g., box, a bottle to pee in).
You do have a finger, don't you?
Good.
Now, place your finger in the box.
Leave your finger in the box.
Do not take your finger out of the box.
Stop thinking about taking your finger out of the box; if you do, you'll lose.
Check to make sure your finger is still placed in the box.
Wait.
Think to yourself, "Is it really worth it?" And then answer, "Yes, of course it is."
Keep a close watch on the other player's finger to make sure it is indeed still in the box.
Do not take your finger out of the box.
If you feel the need, pee in your pee bottle.
Do not think pessimistically; The Keep Your Finger In The Box Game usually doesn't last forever.
Wait.
Do not stop waiting until your opponent's finger has exited the box.
Wait.
Why are you still thinking about taking your finger out of the box?! STOP IT!!
Now apologize.
Wait.
Continue waiting.
Wait some more.
Keeeeep waiting...
Repeat all above steps until either the other player takes his finger out of the box and loses like a loser or the universe collapses in on itself and the game ends by default.
Strategies
Try staring at your opponent until he/she explodes.
Make extremely annoying noises with your mouth and/or other parts of your body.
If your opponent happens to be afflicted with OCD, remind him/her of how many other peoples' fingers have been in that box, and then threaten to touch him/her.
Spit into your opponent's side of the box, or in their face.
Locate a sizeable square of aluminum foil and start chewing on it.
Assault your opponent relentlessly with 'Your Mom!' jokes.
Start muttering incomprehensibly, and then refuse to answer when your opponent asks, "What?"
Offer your opponent something that would require both of his/her hands to receive.
Hire a hooker to seduce your opponent. (Note: This is a risky strategy; make sure you yourself do not get seduced instead.)
Rub a cat in your opponent's face.
Cut off one of your fingers and leave it in the box. Then go off and do whatever you want, but make sure that you are able to determine whether or not your opponent's fingers are still in the box.
Toss your pee bottle at your opponent.
Invite your Uncle over to share Vietnam War stories.
If your opponent is afraid of water, throw water at them.
Take the box. (Note: this is risky because the opponent may tell his mother)
Set your opponent's side of the box on fire (Note: this is risky because the fire may spread to your side). |
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| #2 Posted: 10 Oct 2010 03:29 am Post subject: |
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"fire may spread to your side"
Thats why I sleep on the floor.
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| #3 Posted: 10 Oct 2010 09:00 am Post subject: |
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Terrible idea
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