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xtreme_music
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#1 Posted: 29 Nov 2007 06:41 pm Post subject: Wives |
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Martha recently lost her husband.....
She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he
was in, she poured him out on the patio table.
Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him:
"Herman, you know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it with the
insurance money!"
She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes then said;
"Herman, remember that car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with the
insurance money!"
Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in the
ashes, she said: "Herman, that diamond ring you promised me ... bought that
too, with the insurance money!"
Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said:
"Herman, remember that blow job I promised you? Here it comes". _____________________
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fanatisme Banshee King Vladimir
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#2 Posted: 29 Nov 2007 07:22 pm Post subject: |
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lol funny,but NEXT TIME! Post them all in one topic, because before reposting you must wait 1hour?
because it does a lot of spam .
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xtreme_music
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#3 Posted: 29 Nov 2007 07:26 pm Post subject: |
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I didn't know there was a specfic stipulation on amount of posts within an hour sry. _____________________
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fanatisme Banshee King Vladimir
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#4 Posted: 29 Nov 2007 07:29 pm Post subject: |
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xtreme_music wrote: | I didn't know there was a specfic stipulation on amount of posts within an hour sry. |
yeah well .. its oki !! Because you can make a gallery of jokes if u want, but dont make it a game. Take all the jokes links. then put it in one's thread that maybe we can stick ,if tramway want!!
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#6 Posted: 12 Jan 2008 12:29 pm Post subject: |
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Wow.. lol. _____________________ D3jsp > D2jsp |
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