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Magic Elevator
An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, "What is this Father?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is,"
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number, and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son...
"Go get your mother
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| #2 Posted: 29 Nov 2007 11:40 pm Post subject: |
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omg
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| #3 Posted: 02 Dec 2007 05:03 pm Post subject: |
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LOL! thats what i call noob for life lol!
nice joke there!
where do you get these?
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| #4 Posted: 02 Dec 2007 05:17 pm Post subject: |
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haha amish
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| #5 Posted: 02 Dec 2007 06:39 pm Post subject: |
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lol he's a noob!
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| #6 Posted: 05 Dec 2007 11:07 pm Post subject: |
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rofl i actually kinda laughed irl 
btw: no jokes make me laugh
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| #7 Posted: 07 Dec 2007 01:03 am Post subject: |
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lol... must be really boring living in a world with no technology...
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| #8 Posted: 07 Dec 2007 11:03 am Post subject: |
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| Schoolhacker wrote: | | lol... must be really boring living in a world with no technology... |
seriously i wouldnt be able to
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| #9 Posted: 08 Dec 2007 05:55 pm Post subject: |
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yeah i would like shoot myself if i couldnt play online !!!
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| #10 Posted: 16 Feb 2008 01:43 pm Post subject: |
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| Amish ftw |
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| #11 Posted: 11 Jun 2008 01:59 pm Post subject: |
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| hahahah |
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| #12 Posted: 11 Jun 2008 03:11 pm Post subject: |
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lol.. yeah if i was still married and in the father's shoes i'd have said the same thing. 
time for a new model. lol
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| #13 Posted: 11 Jun 2008 07:50 pm Post subject: |
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thats funny stuff right there dude
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| #14 Posted: 11 Jun 2008 10:00 pm Post subject: |
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OMFG LAWL!
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| #15 Posted: 12 Jun 2008 03:29 pm Post subject: |
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haha nice one
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| #16 Posted: 12 Jun 2008 03:33 pm Post subject: |
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GO GET rosie o'donald
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| #17 Posted: 12 Jun 2008 03:35 pm Post subject: |
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| GoldHawk197 wrote: | | GO GET rosie o'donald |
haha or britney spears in 10 years
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| #18 Posted: 13 Jun 2008 12:19 am Post subject: |
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| lol'd - or did i? |
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| omg gg ! |
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