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undrt8kr
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#1 Posted: 08 Jun 2008 11:51 am Post subject: The plane ride |
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This guy gets on the plane heading for NYC, and when he grabs his seat he notices he sitting beside this really hot chic and she's reading a book. Anyway, he puts his bag in the overhead compartment and gets settled in before the take off. The plane takes off with no problems and he begins to start a conversation with this hottie. He asks her, "What type of book are you reading?". She responds, " Well it's a very interesting book actually... it's about sexual statistics. For instance, on average Polish men have the biggest penis's. Also, did you know that on average Native American men have the thickest penis's. So it's pretty interesting." She says, "Oh by the way i'm Amy and nice to meet you." He responds, "Hey Amy, I'm Tonto Kawalski." _____________________
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slimz3 HoD II Co-owner
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#2 Posted: 08 Jun 2008 12:21 pm Post subject: |
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Maintenceman
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#3 Posted: 10 Jun 2008 12:46 pm Post subject: |
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hahaha, im 3/4 polish!
and that stat is a lie...  |
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GoldHawk197
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#4 Posted: 10 Jun 2008 04:01 pm Post subject: |
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lawl! 
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Jessmop HoD II Owner
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SharronPeters
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#6 Posted: 10 Jun 2008 06:11 pm Post subject: |
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haha, nice. _____________________
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