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Post#1 Posted: 02 Nov 2011 05:05 pm    Post subject: Wymyśliłem dowcip Reply with quote

Dlaczego Ne)v(erowi nie chcą sprzedać piwa?
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Post#2 Posted: 02 Nov 2011 05:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Moge oddac mu butelki po piwie. Na kilka browarkow powinien uzbierac.
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Post#3 Posted: 02 Nov 2011 05:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tez bym w sumie mogl.
ALE WOLE POTLUC NIZ WSPOMOC BIEDNEGO SKURWYSYNA, ZDYCHAJ Z GLODU SMIECIU JEBANY.
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Post#4 Posted: 02 Nov 2011 05:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A ja wole kolekcjonowac swoje butelki, po najlepszym piwie jakim jest Ciechan.
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Post#5 Posted: 02 Nov 2011 05:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dawno nie piłem piwa.
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Post#6 Posted: 02 Nov 2011 05:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ja pilem ostatnio dobre piwko. Never nie wie jak smakuje chmiel.
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Post#7 Posted: 02 Nov 2011 05:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ja jestem na antybiotyku więc jeszcze długo sobie nie popiję.
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Post#8 Posted: 02 Nov 2011 05:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kurwa, jaki suchar : DDDDDDDDDDD
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Post#9 Posted: 02 Nov 2011 05:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

NoCze wrote:
Dawno nie piłem piwa.


bo nie dosiegasz do lady

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Post#10 Posted: 02 Nov 2011 06:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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NoCze wrote:
Dawno nie piłem piwa.


bo nie dosiegasz do lady


jego to nawet na karuzele nie wpuszczą, bo zbyt niski.

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Post#11 Posted: 02 Nov 2011 06:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

grzejnik wrote:

jego to nawet na karuzele nie wpuszczą, bo zbyt niski.


no kurwa do makro tez nie ;DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Post#12 Posted: 02 Nov 2011 06:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ciebie tez bo jebiesz kurwo, a do klubu nawet nie uda ci sie dojsc bo przed tym jakies ziomeczki cie obkroja na telefon i biegniesz na policje smieciu
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Post#13 Posted: 02 Nov 2011 06:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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ciebie tez bo jebiesz kurwo, a do klubu nawet nie uda ci sie dojsc bo przed tym jakies ziomeczki cie obkroja na telefon i biegniesz na policje smieciu


mi to nie grozi, wszak z lola chodze, zapewne ta historia to wyrywek z twojego zyciorysu, tylko lewaki pucuja sie na psiarni, wiec mozesz wypierdalac frajerze ormowac zza firanki

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