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pooped when i woke up and my asshole felt like it gave birth to the spawn of satan whos head was flaming as the crowning poop laid waste to my butt hole with the fire of brimstone.
i am not looking forward to this.
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| #3 Posted: 19 Jun 2011 03:22 pm Post subject: |
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sounds enjoyable
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| #4 Posted: 19 Jun 2011 03:24 pm Post subject: |
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| Realistically, Crystal is aroused. |
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| #5 Posted: 19 Jun 2011 03:29 pm Post subject: |
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this^
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| #6 Posted: 19 Jun 2011 03:30 pm Post subject: |
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| #7 Posted: 19 Jun 2011 03:57 pm Post subject: |
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i guess an update is deserved.
it was miraculously smooth, no pain or burning.
est time: 3minutes
clusters dropped: 8
wipes: 4 wipes with 2square pieces
reading material: last months game informer
state of matter: solid
residue before first wipe: heavy
'' after '' '' : medium
'' '' second '' : light/barely visible
'' '' third '' : virtually gone
good measure wipe: none
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| #8 Posted: 19 Jun 2011 04:01 pm Post subject: |
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| LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL |
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| #9 Posted: 19 Jun 2011 05:33 pm Post subject: |
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hole i see hole i fill  |
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| #10 Posted: 19 Jun 2011 05:34 pm Post subject: |
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| just fucking read that poo update shit and i was eating gulasch-soup and i spat some out fucking sick person |
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| #11 Posted: 19 Jun 2011 05:34 pm Post subject: |
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| Too bad you didn't choke on it, tryhard. |
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| #12 Posted: 19 Jun 2011 05:44 pm Post subject: |
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poop is a wonderful thing. i do it, you do it, oprah does it.
its not nasty, you spitting food all over is nasty. chew with your mouth closed you fucking barn animal.
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| #13 Posted: 19 Jun 2011 05:58 pm Post subject: |
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If the water didn't splash onto your buttcheeks, you're doing it wrong.
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| #14 Posted: 19 Jun 2011 06:10 pm Post subject: |
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| Giantbob wrote: | | If the water didn't splash onto your buttcheeks, you're doing it wrong. |
ahh the infamous splash effect.
i have a toilet strategically designed to prevent that.
i used to have to drop a few squares in the toilet to dampen the impact.
now i have a toilet that inclines dramatically, so the poop hits the base of the toilet, robbing it of its power, and slides into the water. Thus preventing the splash effect.
best investment i've ever made.
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Best investment your mom ever made*
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| Cyssero wrote: | Best investment your mom ever made*
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ill have you know i purchased this toilet my self. my mom just hooked it up is all.
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| Dnote wrote: | | Cyssero wrote: | Best investment your mom ever made*
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ill have you know i purchased this toilet my self. my mom just hooked it up is all. |
Nigga please. |
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| Cyssero wrote: | | Dnote wrote: | | Cyssero wrote: | Best investment your mom ever made*
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ill have you know i purchased this toilet my self. my mom just hooked it up is all. |
Nigga please. |
this cats from philly. he's a monster.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIYzQfROxmc
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| #20 Posted: 19 Jun 2011 07:09 pm Post subject: |
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Hell yeah I know that shit.
You need to hop on to some Young Corleone, Yung Keyz, Joell Ortiz, Joe Budden, Bricks da Franchise and shitttt son. |
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