The Best Hammerdin Guide (Lollerdin)

[Alicia]

OK so, I got this from JSP, a scammer tagged person wrote it, probably to poke fun cause it's so stupid but hilarious...lol...yeah. If you haven't read it I highly recommend that you read this.

INTRODUCTION
OK GUYS ! im tired by all the questions from the wannabe hammerdin , today i decide to revelate me build, it's meni good.
It's a hammerdin , desyncking and own all , im unbeaten 1v1 atm , and people cant beat me because im the best d2 player on diablo 2 and it's end.
Now i will revelate you everything, stuff / tactics / stats , everything you need to be the best diablo 2 player in ages. im are the best scnl player , im ranked #1 in all league , i are earning 500 $ each month by blizzard to poon all the noub from batle nat.

LETS BEGIN !

STUFF
weapon = HOTO 40 , it's best because much life replenish and 3 skill for meni dmg hammer and 40 fcr because i like to be fast killer but i scammed it from my best friend because it was wat i need but he said he dont wanted to give meh so i scammad it when he was muling.
shield = zakarum 200 % because its + 4 skill so veri much damage and i are super strong with it because it have much block
belt i use unpermed bug belt because permed are boring and cost much expensive and i are not enough rich to affoard
Helm i use circlet veri rare but nobodi can are it, stats are : 1 pala 10 fcr 23 life 12 psn res , it's meni rare and costed me 8 k fg , it's permed
boots i are using gore rider because much ow , i don't use ow but it looks cool so i are liking it
gloves i are using trang gloves permed 74 def , costed me 165 fg but it are meni nice perf.
amui are using seraph amu bicose it are + 2 all paladon skills and muchas damags
Ringsi are using 2 fcr ring for be meni fast : one is 10 fc 20 mana , othar one are 10 fc 16 life 6 psn res ( veri useful res for shaper )
armori are using best armor in the world but costed me 3 years of mf'ing but i finnali found jah and ber bicose i needid it for maked a enigma fur tele.

TACTICS
VS AMAS
Bow
i are jumping on them but if i are low life i drink a rejuving potion then i are more life and i are jumping on her again and i win , but if she are too good i call a mate smite and we do 2v1 and we are own her.
Javai are using helm 3 sock with 3 lo and i are using thundergod and 2 whisp bicose they do no meni dmg they is easy for me i never lsots.
VS PALAS
Smite i are desynckin bicose i never hav problem vs smite bicose thei are not enuoug skilled fur ich
hammeri are trying desync but if it are not working i call my mate druid and a friens with sorceress 95 es blizzard and we do 2v1 , and he are totaly owned and we nk him while spelling insults in german. and he are crying and we is escing game
fohi are using shield 200 % res light and i are using tg and 2 whisp and my shiald 3 lo and it are veri izi tu kill.
VS SORCERESS
i are not wasting time to describe bicose i call my mate Xh-NkKu and my are gozu mate best trapsin in europe NK_NK and we is doing 4v1 and she are easy die , and if i are lo life i drink well or pots , or i are run to are kiss akara.
VS NECRO
i are calling my 5 mate with sorcerass es 95 and we is owning him and if my all mate isn't conect i are waiting someon kill and i sit on bodi and nk him and insult him , i try to make him lose his itams
VS DRUIDS
druid > hammer but my hammer is the best unbeatend so i own all bicose i call my mate with ww sin and he mindblost him and i are can lock and i are owning and he are cryed.
VS BARBS
i are desyncking and if he are using widow i call a mate with hammerdin it's NK-YOU ( and i are NK_YOU , NK = best team on world lol ! ) and he stay in town like if he are afk and when barbar dont care then NK-YOU backstab him with tele lock , he are meni gut.
VS ASSA
wwsin
i are not fighting bicose it's boring so i are suqlehcing him and i live and i are insulted him bicose boring lame char
trapsin
i are using my helm 3 lo and my tg and my 2 whisp bicose they are not can do anything bicose i are much res but they is calling me abs but i are not


STATS
i are all stating in vitaliti and i are 230 in str bicose for nk i are charge with hoto and with str it are more dmg
and i are 320 in dex because i are more block bicose it are a bug but wen u see 75 % block u nid 220 dex more , i calculated it and i called blizzard and they telled me it was bug
and i are 120 in vitaliti bicose i nid life
and i are 270 in energy bicoz it are important to hav mana to follow ennemys


ok it's done now i explained everything but i are hope u liked it , i are doing progress to write nice english i are hope u sawed it.

Scores atm : 1v1 winned : 854 1v1 loosed : 0
i are unbeataned


-nkyou-

[LOLROFLMAO]

lmfao thats some funny shit

[anomy]

I are laffin coz his english are teh broken

lol @ scamming hoto and juv vs zon

[Bib]

roflmao, thats funny

[PuReAzNpRiDe]

ahahaha
i read that like 5times but its still funny

[TamTam]

WOW LAWL I WANNA DUEL HIM

Reminds me of the guy that posted he owned with his 4k hammer damage and his 900 life in pvp section saying he could rape anyone lol

[*Curti*]

i thort the part about OW gore riders..on hammers dont work...DOH

lol

meni dmg

[sank]

i trided that gyd. it no gud. i scamzord friend for hodo. but he smart then me and dooped wyle i wus at scul. i axd heem to xfur meh and he stolzored my gawdly 10/10 trecks (purfect). so i spamd heem in jurman and he keep sain "leanr english buddy" ovur and ovur, den i laffd at heem becaz he spelld "lurn" wrong. i laaffed at heem and he say ir teh noobzor..what evur that means ioi, yesh, i use ioi cuz ioi = laff owch loud.

soh at deh eend i 1-oh'd heem. i cahnsidder heem vurbawled.

[Texazon]

so true..

[TehAmonAmarth]

i litterally laughed out loud haha.

[Evilution]

i couldnt even finish this it was so funny

[myszka]

he wishes he was good...
8k fg for a 1 skill, 10 fcr helm? lmao.. what a silly kid