couple jokes i heard

[Grims_reapers]

A polish guy at work told me these i thought they were great hope you do to

there are 2 irish guys at work on a building site called "Taffy" and "Paddy"
paddy is not in the mood for working so he turns to Taffy and says

Paddy:-"her taffy i am going to get the boss to send me home"
Taffy:- how the hell are you going to do that?"
Paddy:- "easy watch and learn"

Paddy then goes over to the other side of the room climbs a ladder and grabs hold of the light bulb cord and starts swinging on it.
At that moment the boss walks through the door and sees Paddy swinging from the light and gets realy angry

Boss:- "Paddy what the bloody hell do you think you are doing?"
Paddy:- "Well thats obvious boss i am a light bulb"
Boss:- "Right thats it Paddy pack your things and go home you are obviously delusional come back when you can behave"

So Paddy drops to the floor gets his things and leaves.
The boss is about to leave when he sees Taffy packing his things up as well and wants to know why.

Boss:- "Taffy where the hell do you think you are going?"
Taffy:- "Well you don't expect me to work in the dark do you?"



aG.kayla buys a new car its a big family car to put all hers and maddi's adopted babies in to, this car has a brand new top of the range car stereo in it that responds to voice so you can change to your favourite style of music.
One day aG.kayla is driving to pick up one of their addopted kids when she decides to try out her new stereo.
So she says "Rock" and sure enough the stereo starts playing rock music, she then decides she wants to play pop music so say's "Pop" and the stereo plays pop music.
As she is approaching the school some kids run out in front of the car and she slams on her breaks and stops suddenly shouting "FUCKING KIDS".

The car stereo then proceeds to play a song by Garry Glitter.

[Ryan[ProFreshENT]]

Wtf..

[Grims_reapers]

[Dirty-Tib04]

[Gorgon]

they are ok

[3D]

omgpoo

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