why did the chicken cross the road?

iNUKE · Posted: 08 Mar 2013 12:15 pm Post subject: why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the otherside

Phomen · Posted: 25 Mar 2013 03:48 pm Post subject:

Dean · Posted: 26 Apr 2013 05:31 pm Post subject:

Eddie's riddle

Hatfield · Posted: 28 Apr 2013 07:09 am Post subject:

Blessed · Posted: 23 May 2013 08:43 am Post subject:

K-Fed · Posted: 10 Jun 2013 04:04 am Post subject:

K-Fed · Posted: 10 Jun 2013 04:20 am Post subject:

Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.

The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'

Michael · Posted: 10 Jun 2013 05:03 am Post subject:

Murder · Posted: 10 Jun 2013 01:35 pm Post subject:

LOL I actually chuckled at that meme.

Memorial · Posted: 10 Jun 2013 07:31 pm Post subject:

Murder · Posted: 10 Jun 2013 08:26 pm Post subject:

Memorial · Posted: 10 Jun 2013 10:10 pm Post subject:

u right.

Murder · Posted: 11 Jun 2013 02:18 am Post subject:

Dustin · Posted: 11 Jun 2013 07:36 pm Post subject:

Michael · Posted: 15 Jun 2013 06:10 pm Post subject:

ak47thsh · Posted: 08 Jul 2013 06:48 pm Post subject:

Lol that shit was actually kinda funny.

scwiosk · Posted: 21 Jul 2013 03:53 pm Post subject:

AutomaticKalashnikov1947 · Posted: 03 Sep 2013 02:47 am Post subject:

This is feral.

Playerkiller · Posted: 10 Jan 2014 08:40 pm Post subject:

TheKillingRoad · Posted: 14 Jan 2014 12:47 pm Post subject:

So predictable lol