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[center]Welcome To Lilwillis's D3jsp Profile

ABOUT ME![/center]
I am 15 years of age.
I Live in Mendota Il. America
I Enjoy Playing My Xbox360, I am on my Highschool's Soccer Team, I Enjoy women and i play Diablo and Ladderslasher once and a while
My Favorite Drink in the world is Mountan Dew


I am in the guild Hands Of Divinity And this is our Recruitment poster
My D2jsp Trusteds List

-Jessmop --> My Guild Leader
-NarayanJr --> Awesome Friend and Co-Admin of My Website
-ThePheonix14 --> Great Friend in Real Life
-Hypno_Toad --> My Best friend From D2 Donated me 100's of Fg in D2 items
-Ffaalloutboy414 --> Another Old Friend From Diablo
-Daredevil66676 --> kool kid, usta be good friends @ ggc and now at BAX
-Aznvico --> Cool kid who hangs out in HoD Guild chat
-Micahpy --> Cool kid who sells all my d2 junks for 15% thanks M8


Quotes From Jsp

Quote:
Chuck Norris’s penis is so big that it has a penis of its own and it is still bigger than yours.


[QUOTE=xdivinelyfex,Wed, Jan 30 2008, 10:14pm]Atleast you can practice typing with 1 hand,
Eventually you'll master it so you can jack off while spamming.
[/QUOTE]


Scammers, Noobs, And Losers.


-Death2defilers- scamed me a Lo rune/45 fg
-NobodyisPerfect- scammed me a guild entry fee and never invited me (10 fg)
-koral- just for being a faggot... he flames me for asking for assistance on my computer
-baseballruler346- spamming my topics being a overall fag, and calling every one a loser"self denial?" HEIDTB- spaming, called me insucure, hes locked+scmer and 08 , biggest retard on jsp evah


My Guilds
Clan Chx --> My First D2jsp Guild
Clan Xbox Live --> Joined After I Left Chx
Clan HoD --> Joined Tuesday, November 13, 2007 9:46:53 PM -> Left, Saturday, February 09, 2008
Clan Maple Story -->Joined Saturday, February 09, 2008 3:39:25 PM->
Clan HoD Joined HoD Again April 01



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GOLD TRANSACTIONS:

Showing Transactions From The Month of:
July 2007 · Total Transactions: 18 · Gold In/Out: 108.00 / 95.00
August 2007 · Total Transactions: 27 · Gold In/Out: 169.40 / 171.95
September 2007 · Total Transactions: 16 · Gold In/Out: 132.00 / 109.45
October 2007 · Total Transactions: 47 · Gold In/Out: 470.00 / 486.00
November 2007 · Total Transactions: 24 · Gold In/Out: 318.00 / 250.00
December 2007 · Total Transactions: 68 · Gold In/Out: 2,690.00 / 981.00
January 2008 · Total Transactions: 15 · Gold In/Out: 1,860.00 / 2,355.01
Febuary 2008 · Total Transactions: 21 · Gold In/Out: 142.00 / 635.99
March 2008 · Total Transactions: 3 · Gold In/Out: 5.00 / 175.00
April 2008 · Total Transactions: 29 · Gold In/Out: 601.91 / 668.51
May 2008 · Total Transactions: 3 · Gold In/Out: 475.00 / 464.25


Games My Brother and I Have Beaten

assassins creed
bioshock-easy
army of 2- medium
madden 06-08->all pro
kane and lynch
gautar hero 3 - hard
WWE SmackDown vs Raw 08
WWE SmackDown vs Raw 07
Gears Of War->insane
Call of Duty 2->veteran
Cod2 Big Red One->veteran
Call of Duty 3->veteran
Call of Duty 4->veteran
lost planet- medium
prey
Burn out revenge-idk
burnout paradice- A licence
Black-> the hardest dif cant member
Saints Row
Two Worlds
Fear



Here are 25 ways to impress your girl!

1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.

2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really, really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)

3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.

4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is say "you better be" , repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.

5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.

6. Recognize the small things, they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. Because jewellery is for pussy's and Asian ladies.

7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words fuck you and grab the other girls arse. Girls love competition.

8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can."

9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames.

10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.

11. Warm her up when she's cold...and not by giving her your jacket... then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.

12. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?

14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. Like basketball.

15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

16. If you care about her never ever tell her. This will only give her self-confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

17. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she'll go crazy.

18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she's about to order interrupt and say "No she's not hungry". Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.

19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then clock her one. Girls love a spontaneous guy.

20. Give her one of your t-shirts... and make sure it has your smell on it. But not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I'm talking about.

22. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.

23. Remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing that's important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

24. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much but I think it's funny.

25. If she's mad at you for not calling her when you say you will, promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be really excited. Now don't call. That's also quite funny.

More Funnys

To the guy doing my wife. You know who you are. Yes I know. No I am not angry, I would just ask a few things of you. After all you are giving it to my wife.

1.Please stop leaving the seat up, I keep getting blamed and it is starting to get old.

2.You may be giving me a chance to go fishing more often but please stop drinking all my beer. It is fine if you have a couple while you visit(god knows
I drink plenty before I find her attractive), but please leave me a few as I have to be there longer than you.

3.If you do drink the last one buy more or leave money on the counter I will pick some up.

4.Please replace the toilet paper when you use it all. For some reason my 5 year old son belives if its not there he does not have to wipe. We keep it under the sink, unless you can recomend a better spot?

5.After doing my wife please use something disposable to wipe off with. The basket of clothes on the right is mine and the clothes are clean as my wife does not do my washing, Irun out of time rushing to work. Last week my sweatshirt was crusty(thanks).

6.Please do not tell my children that you are their uncle, they are young not
mentaly challenged.

7.Please stop turning the heat up, You pay nothing and MUD is putting it in my ass, my wife may like it but I think it hurts.

8.When she asks "do these pants make me look fat", say no. You may think giving a different answer will make her think twice about eating a gallon of ice cream a day but all you are doing is giving her a reason to go buy more pants that she will look just as fat in.

9.Stop eating the baked goods. The brownies you ate were from my mom for my birthday. My wife has not cooked anything that good for years and if she does she will not share.

10.Try shifting your weight when you sit on my chair. The recliner that I rarely have time for (soccer games and practice, basketball camp for the kids takes much of my time and I try to help with school work too)has a grove in it that forces me to roll to the left.

Lastly I would like thank you for taking her to lunch on Valentines Day. She was not as hungry as usual and only orded one meal.I may be able to use the money I saved to take the children to a movie. I hope you can help me with these items, it may become ackward if I have to confront her. If you can do this for me I will give you a heads up on when I will be gone and for how long so that you don't feel rushed.

P.S. I am going to take the kids to the Great Wolf Lodge on the 3rd of April for four days, I have abottle of vodka above the fridge if you find yourself low on beer

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