Forest creature suggestion thread.

Giantbob · *Last edited by Giantbob on 05 Apr 2009 02:30 pm; edited 1 time in total*

If you got any ideas for a forest monster post em up here!

Requirements:
The monster's name.
The monster's weapon.
The monster's death message.

Example:
You have encountered Dyslexic Admin Giantbob which lunges at you with Dyslexically inadequate remarks.

Upon defeating the dyslexic admin, you wonder whether you'll find yourself banned tomorrow or not.

Template:
You have encountered [name] which lunges at you with [weapon]!

[insert death comment]

happyguy44 · Posted: 17 Feb 2009 11:20 am Post subject:

You have encountered [logic] which lunges at you with [unlogical logic]!
That logic still makes no logic

You have encountered [tramway] which lunges at you with [ laser gun]!
As he falls to the ground you run away fearing the power of the laser.

You have encountered [kathy] which lunges at you with [pms]!
As she falls to the ground you rejoyce

You have encountered [linux] which lunges at you with [free operating system]!
as you kill linux you feel as if you have done a great wrong

Azajay · Posted: 24 Feb 2009 11:38 pm Post subject:

You have encountered A wounded Bandit, which lunges at you with Murderous Intent.
Upon slaying the bandit, you wonder if any of his friends are watching.

Azajay · Posted: 25 Feb 2009 12:42 am Post subject:

You have encountered The Beast, which stares at you with red eyes.
Before slaying the beast, it vanishes into thin air, you have a feeling this isn't the last time you'll see it.

Rand · Posted: 05 Apr 2009 02:08 pm Post subject:

You have encountered Johnny Appleseed which lunges at you with fake last name!

"How d'ya like them apples?" you proudly boast.
You have slain Johnny Appleseed.

Just got the idea of the whole Johnny Appleseed character, you could probably come up with a better weapon and death message.

Giantbob · Posted: 05 Apr 2009 02:30 pm Post subject:

Nxvak · Posted: 15 Mar 2011 03:58 am Post subject:

You have encountered Musician David Grohl which lunges at you with Sweet Guitar Riffs!!

Looks like you've gotten THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST of him!
You sneak away before the rest of the band comes looking for him.

Idea from your sig.

Giantbob · Posted: 06 Apr 2011 04:34 am Post subject:

added

Tylr · Posted: 07 May 2011 12:00 am Post subject:

You have encountered [Charlie Sheen] which lunges at you with [7 Gram Rocks]!

[Bang on them rocks, you proudly boast.]

Giantbob · Posted: 07 May 2011 04:00 am Post subject: