Funny Joke

Honesty · Posted: 18 Mar 2010 02:06 am Post subject: Funny Joke

I've known this joke since I was 8 and I've been retelling it ever since..

Three guys died and went to heaven. So, they're at heaven's gates when they see St. Peter standing there with a clipboard.
St. Peter says, "Hey guys, I'm afraid I have some bad news. Heaven is overflowing and theres only room for one more soul."
He looks at all of them and says, "Hmm, tell you what. I'll hold a contest: Whoever died the worst death can get in."
He walks to the first guy and asks him how he died. The first guy says, "Well I've been trying to catch my wife cheating for a very long time. I decided to come home early from work. So, I enter in to hear my wife in the shower with no one with her. I look around the house to find the culprit but still no luck. But then I see this man hanging from my window, and I live on the 34th floor of my 40 floor apartment building, so he was hanging pretty high. I got so angry, I started jumping on his fingers until he fell all the way down, luckily for him he landed in the bushes and survived. I got even more angry and I picked up the heaviest object in my apartment, which was my fridge, and threw it down on top of him, killing him instantly. I felt so sorry, I got my Colt 45. from my closet and killed myself in the other room." St. Peter was impressed, he walked to the second dude and asked him how he died. The man said, "Well, I was reading near my window one day when I got bored and sat on my window sill, and I live on the 36th floor of my building so I was in danger of falling. All of a sudden I leaned forward too much and fell. Luckily, I only fell 2 stories and caught myself on the window. Suddenly this guy comes and starts jumping on my fingers. I'm screaming what the fuck, when I lose my grip and fall. I escaped death by landing in the bushes when suddenly this fucking refrigerator comes down and kills me!" St. Peter is also impressed, so he walks to the third guy and asks him how he died. The man simply put, "OK, get this, you're naked in a refrigerator."

*Audience laughs*

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badxaim · Posted: 11 May 2010 10:47 pm Post subject:

lol xD

Tylr · Posted: 12 May 2010 06:35 am Post subject:

Cinemax · Posted: 12 May 2010 06:37 am Post subject:

Marcusd0 · Posted: 13 May 2010 08:06 am Post subject:

Lol old..

lyzeff · Posted: 15 May 2010 03:37 pm Post subject: Re: Funny Joke