#1Posted: 02 May 2007 08:29 am Post subject: somethin i red 2day
a farmer needs to buy a bull to get all his cows pregnant so he can start his own milking business, but to do this he needs a loan from the bank to buy a top quality bull.
the banker grants the farmer the money no problems....
a week l8r the banker arrrives at the farm and ask the farmer how everything is going.
"not good" says the farmer
"the bull hasnt even looked t my cows or done anythin except cost me food money"
the banker informs the farmer of a very good vet...so the farmer tkes his bull to the vet to see whats up.
later that day when the bull has been treated and every1 is at home, the bull goes on a sex spree fertilizing all the cows and the farmer's neighbour's cows.
the banker asks the farmer what the vet gave the bull...
the farmer replies "just these tablets"
"whaat do they do" says the banker
farmer replies "im not sure, but they taste like peppermint"
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