#1Posted: 24 Apr 2007 12:22 pm Post subject: Yall wanna hear a joke?
A man was drowning in the middle of the ocean cuz his ship sank.
A boat came by and the man on the boat said, "Um.. Do you need help?"
"Nope, God will save me!" replied the drowning man
10 min later, another boat came by and the man on the boat said, "Your gonna drown! Let me help you!"
"Nope God will come and rescue me!"
he ends up drowning and goes to heaven. He asks god, "God! why didnt you save me?!"
God replies, " I sent you 2 big boats dummy!" _____________________ Beware! A serial killer is on the loose... A mugshot of the criminal is on my avatar!
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