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 #1 Posted: 28 Jul 2008 11:10 pm Post subject: The knock out joke thread!!! |
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Who can post the funniest joke.
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| #2 Posted: 28 Jul 2008 11:41 pm Post subject: |
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i dunno man, ill start with a "yo mama" joke. Whats the difference between Newmans mom and a rooster? A rooster says "cock a doodle doo" ...Newmans mom says "any cock will do".
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| #3 Posted: 28 Jul 2008 11:49 pm Post subject: |
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| slimz3 wrote: | | i dunno man, ill start with a "yo mama" joke. Whats the difference between Newmans mom and a rooster? A rooster says "cock a doodle doo" ...Newmans mom says "any cock will do". |
LOL HAVENT HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE
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| #4 Posted: 28 Jul 2008 11:50 pm Post subject: |
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| #6 Posted: 29 Jul 2008 12:06 am Post subject: |
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LOL!!!!
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| #7 Posted: 29 Jul 2008 02:49 pm Post subject: |
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heres one
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thats all ty |
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| #8 Posted: 29 Jul 2008 04:46 pm Post subject: |
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| Happyguy44 wrote: | heres one
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Heres one for you, your not funny...
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| #9 Posted: 30 Jul 2008 07:16 am Post subject: |
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how do u keep a blonde buzy 4 hours?
scroll down
scroll up
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| #10 Posted: 30 Jul 2008 08:17 am Post subject: |
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if a blonde and a brunette fall off a building at the same time, who hits the floor 1st?
the brunette cuz the blonde had 2 ask 4 directions
what do u get when u cross an elephant with a mouse?
very big holes in your walls.
y dont blondes do watersports?
when the get wet they spread.
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Here's an EXTREMELY old one for ya...
3 guys die and go to hell. One's White, other's Mexican, 3rd's Black.
Devil says to the 3 guys "if you can climb up this ladder to heaven you will get to stay up there ... but if not then I will melt your dick and you will have to stay in Hell for all of eternity"
Mexican guy goes first .. he makes it only a few steps up before he falls. Devil grabs his dick and says "Melt Melt". Mexican guy's dick melts and he is banished to the depths of Hell.
White guy goes next. He makes it half way up the ladder before falling. Devil grabs his dick and says "Melt Melt". White guy's dick melts and he is banished to the depths of Hell.
Black guy start climbing the ladder. He makes it all the way to the last rung and falls. Devil grabs his dick and says "Melt Melt". Nothing happens.... Devil grabs his dick again and says "Melt Melt". Still nothing happens... The Devil cries out What the Fuck!?!? ... Black guy says "Didnt you know chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hands?"
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| Littletroll wrote: | Here's an EXTREMELY old one for ya...
3 guys die and go to hell. One's White, other's Mexican, 3rd's Black.
Devil says to the 3 guys "if you can climb up this ladder to heaven you will get to stay up there ... but if not then I will melt your dick and you will have to stay in Hell for all of eternity"
Mexican guy goes first .. he makes it only a few steps up before he falls. Devil grabs his dick and says "Melt Melt". Mexican guy's dick melts and he is banished to the depths of Hell.
White guy goes next. He makes it half way up the ladder before falling. Devil grabs his dick and says "Melt Melt". White guy's dick melts and he is banished to the depths of Hell.
Black guy start climbing the ladder. He makes it all the way to the last rung and falls. Devil grabs his dick and says "Melt Melt". Nothing happens.... Devil grabs his dick again and says "Melt Melt". Still nothing happens... The Devil cries out What the Fuck!?!? ... Black guy says "Didnt you know chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hands?" |
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