Christmas Giveaway Event Part4

DarkMathis- · Posted: 30 Dec 2013 02:08 am Post subject:

Command and Conquer

Stone · Posted: 30 Dec 2013 02:49 am Post subject:

Resident Evil

Manix12345 · Posted: 30 Dec 2013 05:10 am Post subject:

Battlefield

MrSmith1992 · Posted: 30 Dec 2013 07:49 am Post subject:

Super smash bros!$!!@$

DarkMathis- · Posted: 30 Dec 2013 01:05 pm Post subject:

clanwkya · Posted: 30 Dec 2013 04:17 pm Post subject:

League of legends

Mista817 · Posted: 30 Dec 2013 04:42 pm Post subject:

Tekken?

Warrior55x · Posted: 30 Dec 2013 05:03 pm Post subject:

El_oso actually had the correct answer. He asked me for a hint and managed to guess it on the first try. However, he is being accused of being a scammer atm, so this is a sticky situation. Not sure if this is a false accusation or not, but i plan on getting more information.

In the mean time ill start up the next event shortly. If it turns out he is a scammer ill simply do an extra event later on with the same items, and if he is not, he will of course get all the items he won.

mrhansome · Posted: 30 Dec 2013 05:04 pm Post subject:

nvm im way off and too late.. I guess ill have to try next event (:

Warrior55x · Posted: 30 Dec 2013 07:37 pm Post subject:

Ok, so el_oso is now scammer locked. im waiting to hear from various parties whats going on, but im not going to delay the next event any longer, so here we go:

For the next event:

For this event come up with a hilarious joke (your momma jokes do not count). Can be anything, related to anything at all. Must make me laugh like a pre teen girl though, as im choosing the best joke as the winning entry. Joke example: What's 8 inches long in a man's pants, has a head and women want to blow it? Answer: money (try not to be excessively vulgar tho) briggrin

The prize:

Reward is the following comodities:
200 D2jsp fg
100 mill d3 igg
small assortment of d3 items
small assortment of d2 items
a few leveled account characters on d2

Cory · Posted: 30 Dec 2013 07:48 pm Post subject:

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice container for 15 minutes?

It said concentrate.

Hehehehehawhawhawhaw. cool

Cory · Posted: 31 Dec 2013 01:21 am Post subject:

What once existed, but doesn't any longer?

Dnote's anal virginity.

Jo · Posted: 31 Dec 2013 02:10 am Post subject:

Stone · Posted: 31 Dec 2013 02:19 am Post subject:

One day me and cory was driving down the street and suddenly had to stop do to a dog laying in the middle of the road and once we got close enough to see sure enough he was going to town licking his own nuts I say to cory wow don't you wish you could do that he says YEAH...........BUT IM AFRAID THAT DOG MIGHT BITE ME huh

heres a your mama joke not meant to count but just for fun smile

Your mama is so slow......SHE MAKES THE SPEED STICK SAY WOAAAAAAHHH

DarkMathis- · Posted: 31 Dec 2013 04:33 am Post subject:

So this guy walks up to the bartender and the bartender says to him "What can I get you tonight?" the guy says I wanna make a bet with you. Bartender says "What's the bet?" So the guy says he can piss in the shotglass behind the bar from where he was standing. The bartender thinks it over for a minute. and says "Not sure that is a bet I want to take" So the guy tells him he will bet $500 cash, and places it on the bar. The bartender thinks now sure, he cannot hit that shotglass from there, so he tells the guy "You got a bet!" So the guy whips it out, and pisses all over the bar, the floor, the bartender, everywhere, but the shotglass. The bartender is pissed but he won $500 dollars, so he is happy, but so is the guy. "Why are you so happy? Not only did you lose the bet, you did not even come close to the shotglass." The guy looks at him and says..........

I just bet those 6 guys sitting in that corner booth (and points to them) each $400 that I would whip it out and not only piss on you, but that you would be happy about it.... roll1

Manix12345 · Posted: 31 Dec 2013 01:38 pm Post subject:

A man and a woman meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks.
"I'm going down to give blood."
"How much do you get paid for giving blood?"
"About $20."
"Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman angrily gets off the elevator.
The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.
"Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?"
"Sperm bank," she says with her mouth full.

clanwkya · Posted: 31 Dec 2013 06:05 pm Post subject:

this isnt really a joke but its hilarious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dW4iiW-XgLc

Warrior55x · Posted: 01 Jan 2014 12:18 am Post subject:

Im loving the jokes guys. all really funny.

this event will conclude tommorow btw smile

DarkMathis- · Posted: 01 Jan 2014 03:00 am Post subject:

Warrior55x · Posted: 01 Jan 2014 03:42 am Post subject: