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GoldHawk197
Group: Members Joined: 07 Jun 2008 Posts: 284 Gold: 0.50 Clan: HoD II
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#1 Posted: 12 Jun 2008 10:30 pm Post subject: :( No longer am I single. |
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Riya is working feverishly to serve patrons of the inn. You stroll up to her and take the mugs out of her hand, placing them on a nearby table. Amidst her protests you kneel down on one knee, taking her hand in yours. She quiets as you stare up at her and utter the question that you never thought you'd utter. She stares at you and you immediately know the answer by the look on her face.
It is a look of exceeding happiness. "Yes!" she says, "Yes, yes yes!!!" Her final confirmations are buried in a flurry of kisses about your face and neck.
The next days are a blur; you and Riya are married in the abbey down the street, in a gorgeous ceremony with many frilly girly things.
how do you get a divorce in the game? _____________________
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Jessmop HoD II Owner
Group: Retired Moderators Joined: 05 Jun 2008 Donor: Posts: 2478 Gold: 190.00 Clan: HoD II
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undrt8kr
Group: Members Joined: 06 Jun 2008 Donor: Posts: 763 Gold: 442.18 Clan: HoD II
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#3 Posted: 13 Jun 2008 12:04 am Post subject: |
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Jessmop wrote: | NOw half of your shit is hers.... |
vouch.. ur toast man. that's the game getting back at you for having so many dragon kills. lol _____________________
Being an ethug is like being in the special olympics. Even though you might win your still retarded. |
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GoldHawk197
Group: Members Joined: 07 Jun 2008 Posts: 284 Gold: 0.50 Clan: HoD II
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#4 Posted: 13 Jun 2008 12:14 am Post subject: |
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... no sexs... no fun... lots of bitching... NOT FAIR... _____________________
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undrt8kr
Group: Members Joined: 06 Jun 2008 Donor: Posts: 763 Gold: 442.18 Clan: HoD II
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#5 Posted: 13 Jun 2008 12:17 am Post subject: |
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GoldHawk197 wrote: | ... no sexs... no fun... lots of bitching... NOT FAIR... |
wow that sounds familiar.. wait yeah i remember. reminds me of my marriage.. lol why i'm divorced.. lol _____________________
Being an ethug is like being in the special olympics. Even though you might win your still retarded. |
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Lynx
Group: Members Joined: 09 Jun 2008 Posts: 112 Gold: 107.45 Clan: HoD II
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#6 Posted: 13 Jun 2008 12:45 am Post subject: |
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You F***ed Now ! There goes half your Gold and Gems ! Next things she'll want is for her to tag along and slow you down ! _____________________ Feel Free to Increase my Reputation! |
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undrt8kr
Group: Members Joined: 06 Jun 2008 Donor: Posts: 763 Gold: 442.18 Clan: HoD II
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#7 Posted: 13 Jun 2008 12:53 am Post subject: |
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lol.. probly or asking you where your going, with who, how long your gonna be gone, better call if you going to be late getting home. _____________________
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Kerm
Group: Members Joined: 10 Jan 2008 Posts: 1259 Gold: Locked
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#8 Posted: 13 Jun 2008 02:38 am Post subject: |
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Hahaha. _____________________ D3jsp > D2jsp |
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GoldHawk197
Group: Members Joined: 07 Jun 2008 Posts: 284 Gold: 0.50 Clan: HoD II
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#9 Posted: 13 Jun 2008 12:45 pm Post subject: |
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...I killed her... Can someone help me dig a grave? _____________________
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undrt8kr
Group: Members Joined: 06 Jun 2008 Donor: Posts: 763 Gold: 442.18 Clan: HoD II
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#10 Posted: 13 Jun 2008 01:12 pm Post subject: |
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sure.. could we offer her as a sacrifice to the LOGD gods for more gold/xp? _____________________
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GoldHawk197
Group: Members Joined: 07 Jun 2008 Posts: 284 Gold: 0.50 Clan: HoD II
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#11 Posted: 13 Jun 2008 01:37 pm Post subject: |
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the gods dont want that wrench they would send her back to me and then id be in the same spot. _____________________
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undrt8kr
Group: Members Joined: 06 Jun 2008 Donor: Posts: 763 Gold: 442.18 Clan: HoD II
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#12 Posted: 13 Jun 2008 01:56 pm Post subject: |
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okk u got the shovels? perhaps we could sell her corpse to a necro. _____________________
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GoldHawk197
Group: Members Joined: 07 Jun 2008 Posts: 284 Gold: 0.50 Clan: HoD II
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#13 Posted: 13 Jun 2008 01:59 pm Post subject: |
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meh i can go buy some shovels _____________________
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Maintenceman
Group: Members Joined: 24 Mar 2008 Posts: 697 Gold: 1875.70 Clan: Transformers
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#14 Posted: 13 Jun 2008 05:26 pm Post subject: |
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GoldHawk197 wrote: | meh i can go buy some shovels |
how much xp u get for her kill, and did she drop any gold? _____________________
Stop_Crying, my old PnB nec, now named LoS
LoS LoGD
LoS (#61) prom server#2
LoS_LoS (#187) prom server #1 |
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undrt8kr
Group: Members Joined: 06 Jun 2008 Donor: Posts: 763 Gold: 442.18 Clan: HoD II
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#15 Posted: 13 Jun 2008 06:39 pm Post subject: |
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prob no xp.. and if gold dropped it was probly his already.. lol _____________________
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GoldHawk197
Group: Members Joined: 07 Jun 2008 Posts: 284 Gold: 0.50 Clan: HoD II
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#16 Posted: 13 Jun 2008 06:50 pm Post subject: |
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got 9999999999999999999999 life exp and half my gold back. _____________________
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Maintenceman
Group: Members Joined: 24 Mar 2008 Posts: 697 Gold: 1875.70 Clan: Transformers
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#17 Posted: 16 Jun 2008 05:27 pm Post subject: |
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GoldHawk197 wrote: | got 9999999999999999999999 life exp and half my gold back. |
haha u got life experience, and gold from killing her... damn just makes me wanna marry! _____________________
Stop_Crying, my old PnB nec, now named LoS
LoS LoGD
LoS (#61) prom server#2
LoS_LoS (#187) prom server #1 |
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undrt8kr
Group: Members Joined: 06 Jun 2008 Donor: Posts: 763 Gold: 442.18 Clan: HoD II
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#18 Posted: 17 Jun 2008 01:43 pm Post subject: |
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basically.. he got his life back.. lol _____________________
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