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Post#1 Posted: 14 Jun 2012 01:52 am    Post subject: Lawl dudes, my life is srs! updated every other day Reply with quote

yea so no doubt just making this topic so i dont forget to do it. yall bout to realize my badass'sness
^ new word recognize

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Post#2 Posted: 15 Jun 2012 01:27 am    Post subject: Re: Lawl dudes, my life is srs! updated every other day Reply with quote

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yea so no doubt just making this topic so i dont forget to do it. yall bout to realize my badass'sness
^ new word recognize


yes i am doing good, life seems so hectic as always. it reminds me of reading a book about someone else's life and then before you know it thier story is over and youve only been reading a couple hours. the last couple months have flown by, i apoligize for not writing much, it seems that when you realize how little impact your making with the decisions in your life compared to what you thought you could, or were doing, you find yourself questioning the reason of your intentions in the first place, which results in me finding a more stable mindset by discerning my surroundings, including internet connections, t.v's, reallity as most call it lol. yet i always have my cell which i pick up whenever it rings lol happy like the rest of us we work every day of our lifes for a job or occupation which benefits niether me, my family, my friends, nor aquantices just to compensate for shelter and food and the privledged shiny toy. even the egyptian slaves had food, water, shelter, transportation etc. my generation as the generation before us and so on from the point in which there was a decision made that humanity or our region should be run as such.

most upon reading this would assume thier is something wrong with me. this is refered to as a defect. somethings that does not meet what the majority of a concious considers to be a mean among numbers. aside from my inability to cope with what my peers have accepted as thier existence, i do not believe there is anything wrong with my focus. yet as always when a sheep tends to stray from the herd there is always a call from the mass's to come back and assume the position.

aside from hearing thier anticipated answer to what bothers me, i can assume the most prevelant being "god".
one of the greatest manipulation tricks known to me only because it is so blantanly expressed throughout society. i cannnot and willnot accept the idea of this false hope. standing within the ranks and knowing i do not believe. not that i do not belong but that i cannot accept thier ideoligys, does not present me as a defect. i am sane of body and mind in regards to the social order that has been bestowed upon us by an evolution of mindset that has been bestowed upon us. to assume i have disregard for the order of things would in turn be disregarding your very enviroment and thought pattern of every american citezen born to date.

i would like to continue but i believe i have realized that i will never send this letter due to the fragile agreement i have made with myself to exist in this social mechanism. one must live, and thrive but i cannot live this way forever, and i have never known the meaning to thrive

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Post#3 Posted: 15 Jun 2012 01:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

tl;dr

find loochi's d2jsp post. post them here. make lulz

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Post#4 Posted: 15 Jun 2012 01:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Found em. Short story #1 Loochi fights a hacking druid.

Sup guys. It's Loochi.

So today me and my man T' decided to test out our new found powers through all the hard time spent leveling up (we skipped school and work to get good at the game since we love it so much) - We made a game called 'Duel game' and waited to see who was brave enough to face our levels (I'm a 57 Barbarian while T was a 61 sorceress)

The moment you think you're a super power, the unthinkable happens =/ - a bloody level 80!! for gods sake joins the game. This guy was called KvK-zerOownge, he was a druid with a stupid ass red wolf like helm lmfao, made him look stupid but you know what they say.. "Looks can be tricky"

I rise up to him and hostile..

"Heh, so is it me first ahy? tongue.gif"
Enemy: Go n00b.

I run out and I see him cast animals and a what appears to be a fuckin hurricane. Did NOT want to go near that shit man, my instincts told me it would hurt if i went near perimises. So I decided to leap attack him (one of my special attacks) Just as I was about to make contact with my deadly jagged sythe, the bastard had the fuckin nerve to use hacks and used the sorceress skill 'teleport'

"WTF BRO!? NOT MAN ENOUGH TO TAKE A HIT IS THAT IT!? RATHER HACK AND USE OTHER PEOPLES SKILLS AHY FUCKIN ASIAN."
Enemy: LOL.. you serious bro?

T: "bro, go to open battle net if you're going to hack, otherwise we're goin to party up and send you back to where you come from.................. Infront of the stash cunt!"

Enemy: Kk, u 2 on me lolololol.

So we both allied and we both powered up to our max, I used my special grim ward skill to scare off his animals while we mustered enough talent and skill to power up to the ultimate beings. I receieved T's enchanting spellwhich gave me fire damge weilded to my syche, a strike of this burning heat will surely out blaze his teleporting hacks.

T wanted double the damage reduction so he stacked up on mana potions and put on manasheld

"T wtf u doin bro!? u usin mana potions in a duel?! so ur gonna slip to his level of hacking.."
T: "bro, this is hte only way. its like..10 vs 2 bro? he has 5 parrots, 5 snow leopards and a flying mask around him. not to mention a hurricane aura that would probably spin us out of proportion bra.."

"you're right bro, if he wants to use fire, i'll use fire. Enchant me again bro.. I don't want fire damage... no, I want lava damage" followed by a smirk

We both sprint down the bridge fully equiped and geared for what could be the fight of our lives. We catch this guy on the act.. he cheats again.. Not teleportng this time.. He's using a skill of mine! BATTLE ORDERS WTF!!..

"Bro, so you're using both of our skills huh faggot?! you're tryna make a mockery out of us ahy? we'll c"
Enemy: ? huh?

I ran with all my agility while T was casting blaze and running around like a fool and hoping that the trail would burn KvK in his tracks. I went rite up to him, he had no hurricane but this battle is fuckin tough. I'm fiting his minions, musta took about half an hour to wipe out one wolf but then realised that there was a pack of quill rats that were shooting at the wolf and killed it, it wasnt me. This frustrated me more.

T comes with his special move that takes up all of his mana in 1 blast, but proves deadly otherwise, the frozen orb.

"NOW T! FROZEN ORB!"
T: k.

His minions where sleeping with the fishes at this time, we both saw a clear path to get a deadly strike on this hacking jewish piece of shit. T shoots fireballs, and when it was all clear and done.

... 0 dmg? WTF? I had enough and I finally got enough mana back to do my leap attack but he blocked it. He casted his hurricane armour and we both died. 1 hit...

T was so angry that he dropped due to time. Gonna go visit him now to see if hes ok.


Guys, wtf do you do vs hackers like this!? Any tips?

thanks.

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Post#5 Posted: 15 Jun 2012 01:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dnote wrote:
tl;dr

find loochi's d2jsp post. post them here. make lulz

loochi was a pimp. the fact your attention span is in contest with that of a goldfish truly isnt your fault, if thier were flashing boobs and bright colors i couldve put this in your mind in 30 seconds. problem with loochi, his stories were stories,

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Post#6 Posted: 15 Jun 2012 02:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Dnote wrote:
tl;dr

find loochi's d2jsp post. post them here. make lulz

loochi was a pimp. the fact your attention span is in contest with that of a goldfish truly isnt your fault, if thier were flashing boobs and bright colors i couldve put this in your mind in 30 seconds. problem with loochi, his stories were stories,


wrong form of "there"

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Post#7 Posted: 15 Jun 2012 11:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dnote wrote:
CrackRocks wrote:
Dnote wrote:
tl;dr

find loochi's d2jsp post. post them here. make lulz

loochi was a pimp. the fact your attention span is in contest with that of a goldfish truly isnt your fault, if thier were flashing boobs and bright colors i couldve put this in your mind in 30 seconds. problem with loochi, his stories were stories,


wrong form of "there"

zzz not very much fun trollin with 2 people QQ

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Post#8 Posted: 15 Jun 2012 12:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Post#10 Posted: 15 Jun 2012 04:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lawls dude, also didnt read
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