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 #1 Posted: 28 Jan 2012 09:05 pm Post subject: Jokes :D |
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What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Answer: It's Christmas, Eve!
#2:
Bula at the exam:
Teacher:
- Bula, I hope that this time I won't catch you cheating again!
Bula:
- I hope so too.
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One spelling mistake can destroy your life!
A husband wrote a message to his wife on his business trip and forgot to
add 'e' at the end of a word...
"I am having such a wonderful time! I wish you were her..."
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Dear God: My prayer for 2011 is for a fat bank account & a thin body.
Please don't mix these up like you did last year.
Thank you so much! AMEN!!!
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Success is just like being pregnant.
Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you were fu*ked!
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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On Vatican Church notice board and Press Release:
"Be all Women informed that lying in bed, naked, entangled with somebody and screaming:
* Oh my God! *
* Oh my God! *
* Oh my God! *
will not be considered PRAYING." |
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| #2 Posted: 28 Jan 2012 09:23 pm Post subject: |
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Heh I almost laugh, almost. Worth a chuckle at least.
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| #3 Posted: 28 Jan 2012 09:30 pm Post subject: |
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| Seer wrote: | | Heh I almost laugh, almost. Worth a chuckle at least. |
Hahaha
For sure  i liked these jokes that's why i posted them 
These are my fav |
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| #5 Posted: 29 Jan 2012 01:05 am Post subject: |
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| EmperorAdam wrote: | | NO not a other adam and eve joke had them played on me all the time :L |
So three vampires walk into the bar, one order the blood on the rock, another order a double blood but the third only order a hot mug of water. Bartender ask, "Why only water?" to which she pull out her tampon & replied, "I am having tea!"
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| #6 Posted: 29 Jan 2012 06:10 am Post subject: |
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| EmperorAdam wrote: | | NO not a other adam and eve joke had them played on me all the time :L |
Hahhaahaha
That wasn't personal mate |
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| #7 Posted: 30 Jan 2012 08:42 am Post subject: |
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| Come on no one like's my jokes? :cry: |
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| #9 Posted: 30 Jan 2012 12:26 pm Post subject: |
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| EmperorAdam wrote: | | they whould be good for people that are not called adam |
Hahahah
Told you it wasn't personal |
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| #11 Posted: 30 Jan 2012 01:42 pm Post subject: |
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| EmperorAdam wrote: | | i know but over people may take it personal |
See the joker realm like the battlefield, not to take seriously.
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| #12 Posted: 30 Jan 2012 02:29 pm Post subject: |
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| EmperorAdam wrote: | | i know but over people may take it personal |
Haha
Is just Adam the first men on this world, and his wife Eve... the one made from Adam's bones or something like that
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| #13 Posted: 31 Jan 2012 12:00 am Post subject: |
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These are definitely worth a chuckle, keep them coming!
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| #14 Posted: 06 Feb 2012 02:33 am Post subject: |
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Don't be a comedian 
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| #15 Posted: 06 Feb 2012 06:27 am Post subject: |
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| lol |
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| #16 Posted: 14 Feb 2012 08:45 pm Post subject: |
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lol
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| #17 Posted: 19 Feb 2012 07:34 pm Post subject: |
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| #18 Posted: 21 Feb 2012 03:28 pm Post subject: |
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Haha Classics
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