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Post#1 Posted: 04 Apr 2011 12:50 pm    Post subject: True story Reply with quote

“Once upon a time, a guy asked a beautiful woman "Will you marry me?" The woman said "NO".....and the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and fucked skinny big-titted broads and hunted and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and ate pussies and ass-fucked cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was fuckin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.....The End”
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Post#2 Posted: 04 Apr 2011 01:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So he went emo?
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Post#3 Posted: 04 Apr 2011 01:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

calli wrote:
So he went emo?


you must have misread. he DIDN'T get married
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Post#4 Posted: 04 Apr 2011 05:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yes and because of that he went emo
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Post#5 Posted: 04 Apr 2011 05:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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yes and because of that he went emo


i don't think married people drink whiskey, hunt, like cars, fuck cheerleaders, assfuck cheerleaders, piss with toilet seat up (they have vaginas so they have to sit), etc.


at least not according to my source
http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Emo
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Post#6 Posted: 04 Apr 2011 07:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Interesting elaboration of a classic.
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Post#7 Posted: 04 Apr 2011 07:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ah you just got me wrong smile
with emo i meant he is doing all the things just because a woman said no tongue

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Post#8 Posted: 04 Apr 2011 07:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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ah you just got me wrong smile
with emo i meant he is doing all the things just because a woman said no tongue


No he's doing doing it because he's FFRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!

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Post#9 Posted: 04 Apr 2011 07:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd rather be tied down then drinking my problems away. ;P
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Post#10 Posted: 04 Apr 2011 08:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

nyuu you just never tried it cool
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Post#11 Posted: 05 Apr 2011 12:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Exactly wrote:
nyuu you just never tried it cool


She just loves being tied down.
She's into that kinda thing.

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Post#12 Posted: 05 Apr 2011 12:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cancerous wrote:
Exactly wrote:
nyuu you just never tried it cool


She just loves being tied down.
She's into that kinda thing.



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Post#13 Posted: 05 Apr 2011 09:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

calli wrote:
ah you just got me wrong smile
with emo i meant he is doing all the things just because a woman said no tongue


I think he's (hypothetically) ass fucking cheerleaders because he likes to assfuck cheerleaders
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Post#14 Posted: 05 Apr 2011 11:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

he touched himself?
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Post#15 Posted: 06 Apr 2011 03:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cancerous wrote:
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nyuu you just never tried it cool


She just loves being tied down.
She's into that kinda thing.


Screenshots please

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Post#16 Posted: 11 Apr 2011 10:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

heard it works something like that
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Post#17 Posted: 12 Apr 2011 07:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

skinny titted broads XD
i would pay child support if i made a girl pregnant because it is a responsibility

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Post#18 Posted: 29 Apr 2011 04:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well isn't that a lovely story. :blush:
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Post#19 Posted: 29 Apr 2011 05:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

kle wrote:
Well isn't that a lovely story. :blush:


Holy necrophilia.

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Post#20 Posted: 29 Apr 2011 05:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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kle wrote:
Well isn't that a lovely story. :blush:


Holy necrophilia.


wait wat.

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