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 #1 Posted: 04 Apr 2011 12:50 pm Post subject: True story |
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| “Once upon a time, a guy asked a beautiful woman "Will you marry me?" The woman said "NO".....and the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and fucked skinny big-titted broads and hunted and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and ate pussies and ass-fucked cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was fuckin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.....The End” |
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| #3 Posted: 04 Apr 2011 01:47 pm Post subject: |
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| calli wrote: | | So he went emo? |
you must have misread. he DIDN'T get married |
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| #5 Posted: 04 Apr 2011 05:50 pm Post subject: |
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| calli wrote: | | yes and because of that he went emo |
i don't think married people drink whiskey, hunt, like cars, fuck cheerleaders, assfuck cheerleaders, piss with toilet seat up (they have vaginas so they have to sit), etc.
at least not according to my source
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| #6 Posted: 04 Apr 2011 07:09 pm Post subject: |
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Interesting elaboration of a classic.
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| #8 Posted: 04 Apr 2011 07:28 pm Post subject: |
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| calli wrote: | ah you just got me wrong 
with emo i meant he is doing all the things just because a woman said no  |
No he's doing doing it because he's FFRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!
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| #9 Posted: 04 Apr 2011 07:47 pm Post subject: |
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I'd rather be tied down then drinking my problems away. ;P
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| #10 Posted: 04 Apr 2011 08:33 pm Post subject: |
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nyuu you just never tried it 
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| #11 Posted: 05 Apr 2011 12:03 am Post subject: |
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| Exactly wrote: | | nyuu you just never tried it |
She just loves being tied down.
She's into that kinda thing.
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| Cancerous wrote: | | Exactly wrote: | | nyuu you just never tried it |
She just loves being tied down.
She's into that kinda thing. |
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| #13 Posted: 05 Apr 2011 09:57 am Post subject: |
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| calli wrote: | ah you just got me wrong
with emo i meant he is doing all the things just because a woman said no |
I think he's (hypothetically) ass fucking cheerleaders because he likes to assfuck cheerleaders |
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| #14 Posted: 05 Apr 2011 11:04 am Post subject: |
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| he touched himself? |
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| Cancerous wrote: | | Exactly wrote: | | nyuu you just never tried it |
She just loves being tied down.
She's into that kinda thing. |
Screenshots please
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| heard it works something like that |
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| #17 Posted: 12 Apr 2011 07:16 am Post subject: |
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skinny titted broads XD
i would pay child support if i made a girl pregnant because it is a responsibility
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Well isn't that a lovely story. :blush:
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| kle wrote: | | Well isn't that a lovely story. :blush: |
Holy necrophilia.
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| Zubair wrote: | | kle wrote: | | Well isn't that a lovely story. :blush: |
Holy necrophilia. |
wait wat.
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