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Post#1 Posted: 22 Apr 2011 03:31 pm    Post subject: favorite places to jack off? Reply with quote

not specifically where you're jacking off, but WHAT you're jacking into?

So...tissues, socks, boxers, pantis, bras, etc.


this is ofc assuming you're riding solo and don't have immediate aid
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Post#2 Posted: 22 Apr 2011 04:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Belly button.
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Post#3 Posted: 22 Apr 2011 05:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Without a doubt, your mom.
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Post#4 Posted: 22 Apr 2011 06:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No aid
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Post#5 Posted: 22 Apr 2011 07:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

my elbow
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Post#6 Posted: 22 Apr 2011 09:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It makes great hair jell, I leaned never look down because I heard it can burn an eye out.
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Post#7 Posted: 23 Apr 2011 01:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The mouth of the closest animal
One time a raccoon wandered in through the little doggy door we had, and I was kinda reluctant to let loose, but in the end I decided that it was best not to break tradition, no matter how unsafe it is

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Post#8 Posted: 23 Apr 2011 10:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Basi wrote:
No aid

I do it while she's sleeping.

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Post#9 Posted: 23 Apr 2011 11:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Room, shower.
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Post#10 Posted: 23 Apr 2011 11:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't jack off, but I blow my load in whatever my eyes land on.
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Post#11 Posted: 23 Apr 2011 06:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

before my recent vow to stop masterbating, i always enjoyed shooting my load into like shot glasses and save them for my old ex... she was a total skank and used to make me save my cum so she could drink it lol
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Post#12 Posted: 23 Apr 2011 07:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Socks.. the best. fits your hand, easy to throw in the dirty-laundry box
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Post#13 Posted: 25 Apr 2011 06:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

my big fat ass
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Post#14 Posted: 25 Apr 2011 06:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I got gay from wanking too much.
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Post#15 Posted: 25 Apr 2011 06:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

D-Walk wrote:
The mouth of the closest animal
One time a raccoon wandered in through the little doggy door we had, and I was kinda reluctant to let loose, but in the end I decided that it was best not to break tradition, no matter how unsafe it is


I lol'd bigtime roll1
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