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 #1 Posted: 21 Jun 2010 03:04 am Post subject: Which type of joke is lamer? |
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chicken crossing the road
knock Knock jokes
or Yo Mamma |
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the_pillo
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| #2 Posted: 21 Jun 2010 08:27 am Post subject: Re: Which type of joke is lamer? |
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| Bigfoot wrote: | chicken crossing the road
knock Knock jokes
or Yo Mamma |
yo mamma jokes for sure, they were old a long time ago lol.
a good chicken joke is still a gay joke, but simply telling a gay chicken joke it requires respect
as for knock knock, they are classics.
heres a couple of knock knokcs for your enjoyment...(feel what the writer was thinking when he wrote them, imagine a play in your head.
~From stage right~ -knock knock-
~Lights fade on~
~Person 1, sitting in a rocking chair by a fire.~
~Person 1 slightly paranoid~ "Wh-h-h-o is it?"
~Deep rough male voice (slightly like sling blade)~ "Butter" ...... mmmhm
~person 1, slightly confused~ "Who the -bleep- knocks on my door at 2 -bleepin- saying he is butter. BUTTER -bleeping- WHO
~Male Voice~ "Who the -bleep- answers the door like that you -bleepin- a$$, -bleep- you, maybe i BUTTER not tell you, you god -bleep- -bleep-hole"
ok, i have to be honest with you, that was not the original joke at all, but i wanted to try and paint a picture for you, granted alot needs to be added in your imagination our prop department is out to lunch. the original joke, just for reference purposes:
knock knock
who's there?
butter
butter who?
i butter not tell you!
slightly gay, slightly gay, so you gotta jazz it up. the joke is all in the presentation, the delivery shall we say is the most important part. like 90% of jokes wouldnt be funny if they werent told right.
wow, i just rambled for EVER. good night
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| #3 Posted: 21 Jun 2010 09:19 am Post subject: |
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Ok if read the history on them. Knock knock jokes are over 50 years old, chicken crossing the road are also very old, late 1800 if Im not too wrong. Where "Your mom" jokes are still a relatively new phenomenon, they didn't become common in pop culture untill the early 90's. I am sure thet if you keep telling your mom jokes for some year they will become more classical, too. So, how about elephant jokes? They are pretty lame aswell lol.
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know know
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dead baby jokes.
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| #7 Posted: 07 Jul 2010 01:54 pm Post subject: |
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| knock knock jokes are lamer. |
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