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#1 Posted: 22 Jul 2009 09:24 pm Post subject: beer what it does to people

A fly in my beer! One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pub together. The proceeded to each buy a pint of Molson Canadian. Just as they were about to enjoy their beverage three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust. The American fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing had happened. The Canadian picked the fly out of his drink and started shaking it over the pint, yelling... "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!"

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#2 Posted: 22 Jul 2009 11:07 pm Post subject:

rum is gooood _____________________ Meowingtons@USEast

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#3 Posted: 22 Jul 2009 11:09 pm Post subject:

rum is gooood _____________________ Meowingtons@USEast

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#4 Posted: 23 Jul 2009 01:07 am Post subject:

Lol what the heck?

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#5 Posted: 23 Jul 2009 04:20 am Post subject:

Only Heineken beer Last edited by Heineken on 23 Jul 2009 04:20 am; edited 1 time in total _____________________ Recent Donor:10JQKA = 250 Fg You have a Question? Pm me if you see

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#6 Posted: 06 Aug 2009 03:57 pm Post subject:

i wish i could drink beer

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#7 Posted: 06 Aug 2009 04:11 pm Post subject:

Reply with quote

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i wish i could drink beer

Lol? You can

It's just a matter that you "shouldn't" but you always "can"
How old are you anyways?
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#8 Posted: 06 Aug 2009 04:58 pm Post subject:

I'm 18, but I do

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#9 Posted: 06 Aug 2009 09:32 pm Post subject:

hahahaha xD n1 _____________________

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#10 Posted: 06 Aug 2009 10:04 pm Post subject:

hmm quite. _____________________ Pakistan will dominate the 2011 World Cup

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#11 Posted: 11 Aug 2009 08:50 pm Post subject:

n1 really

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#12 Posted: 04 Sep 2009 10:45 am Post subject:

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#13 Posted: 05 Sep 2009 07:41 pm Post subject:

lol... its funny... but i dont quite understand why the canadian reacted as such... _____________________

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#14 Posted: 24 Oct 2009 09:21 pm Post subject:

Don't get this _________________ This user's signature has been disabled

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#15 Posted: 11 Nov 2009 01:31 am Post subject:

Nice one hehehehehe _________________ This user's signature has been disabled

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#16 Posted: 12 Nov 2009 12:48 am Post subject:

i love beer

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