Worst movie you've ever seen?

Gradius · Posted: 31 Dec 2007 11:50 am Post subject: Worst movie you've ever seen?

What is the worst movie you have ever seen?

For me it is "The New World". Its a movie about Pocahontas and the settling of Jamestown. Basically its your typical academy tripe that is only enjoyable if you are part of the pretentious artsy crowd. It consisted of 3 hours of karmic boredom to explain what could have happened in 15 minutes. You could find better entertainment by having conversations with random people on your cell phone, staring at people that are in line at wal-mart or sandpapering your entire body and rolling around in salt.....and it would be free. I was with some people where we were all too polite to offer to hightail it the fuck out of there, so i had to watch the whole thing. The epic ending was a leaf falling from a tree, which summed up the whole movie pretty nicely imo. Honestly,I've seen pornos with better plotlines than this. Later on, i made my dad rent it and watch the whole thing by telling him that the best part is at the end. However, there is a positive side to all this. I used to suffer from insomnia. Now i use this movie as a conductor for sleep.

To anyone who wants to see this movie: godspeed.

fanatisme · Posted: 31 Dec 2007 01:36 pm Post subject:

MY favorite one was a Quebecois Movie.

ITs called: Audition.

Its really sad and nice!

NewPolution · Posted: 31 Dec 2007 04:59 pm Post subject:

Sugar and Spice, only movie I have ever turned off in the middle, and I have watched some pretty terrible movies. It's about cheerleaders who rob a bank wearing Bill Clinton masks....

qcnikka · Posted: 31 Dec 2007 07:54 pm Post subject:

worst movies that i know of are all the ones that pass on tqs and tva here in quebec all you quebecers no wat im talking about

Real · Posted: 06 Jan 2008 09:29 pm Post subject:

Hmm, good question.
For me it'd have to be those silly movies on Disney Channel.

-Real eek

fanatisme · Posted: 06 Jan 2008 09:47 pm Post subject:

qcnikka · Posted: 06 Jan 2008 10:08 pm Post subject:

omg the worst movie i saw was last nightat the movies the one bout the cell phone calls and people who die cuz of it worst movie and i say best is new beta house americain pie lmao

fanatisme · Posted: 07 Jan 2008 09:53 am Post subject:

Kerm · Posted: 12 Jan 2008 12:11 pm Post subject:

Nacho Libre.

slimz3 · Posted: 06 Jun 2008 12:38 pm Post subject:

Dirty Dancing.....plain horrible.

Calavash · Posted: 07 Jun 2008 04:46 am Post subject:

daimianptp · Posted: 07 Jun 2008 06:02 am Post subject: Re: Worst movie you've ever seen?

GoldHawk197 · Posted: 07 Jun 2008 09:08 pm Post subject:

Undercover Brother.

undrt8kr · Posted: 07 Jun 2008 09:50 pm Post subject:

nightmare before christmas for me.. only movie i paid to watch and left 10 min after it started. I lost 10 min of my life i'll never get back

manofjens · Posted: 09 Jun 2008 12:52 am Post subject:

i would have to say either the limey or battlefield earth

SharronPeters · Posted: 09 Jun 2008 04:26 pm Post subject:

The first Narnia movie. It was kind of corny with the clashing of swords, but not a single drop of blood (well not really)

undrt8kr · Posted: 10 Jun 2008 02:02 am Post subject:

same could be said for the pirates of the carrabean series as far as no blood goes. But that's the Disney way.

chaos1976 · Posted: 10 Jun 2008 12:48 pm Post subject:

i would have to say the myst for me ..it was too cheesey...

undrt8kr · Posted: 10 Jun 2008 04:35 pm Post subject:

lol yeah i remember the perviews for that one.. looked kinda dumb

Jessmop · Posted: 10 Jun 2008 04:39 pm Post subject:

The worst movies I have seen lately is HAROLD AND KUMAR II and 10,000 BC

Both Sucked Mucho Peeno..