ref is un faggot

Yellow · Posted: 19 Nov 2012 10:57 am Post subject: ref is un faggot

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?
A: A pedophile (Ref).

Q: What's a pedophile's (ref) favorite part of a hockey game?
A: Before the First Period.

Q: How do you swat 200 flies at one time
A: Hit an Ethiopian ( Ref) in the face with a frying pan.

Q: What is a redneck virgin ( Ref) ?
A: A seven year old that can run faster than her brothers( Ref) .

Q: What do you throw a Mexican ( Ref) man when he's drowning?
A: His wife and kids.

Q: Why is a Black mans ( Ref) eyes always red after sex?
A: From the mace

Q: Why did Helen Keller's dog ( Ref) kill itself?
A: You would too if you were named Auuurraaagggghhh!

Q: What is the most positive thing in harlem( Refs home town) ?
A: HIV

Q: How do you drown a black preson ( Ref) ?
A: Pop their lips.

Q: Why do Jewish girls ( Refs mothers) like to fuck doggy style?
A: They can't stand to see somebody else have a good time.

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito ( Ref's father) ?
A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

Q: Who are the two most famous black women ( Refs father) ?
A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker.

Q: What's long, black and smelly?
A: An unemployment line.

Q: What do you call a Puerto Rical midget ( Ref) ?
A: A spec.

Q: What's the difference between a British man ( Ref) and his girlfriend?
A: His girlfriend has a higher sperm count.

Q: Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature?
A: Because spray paint wasn't invented until 1949.

Q: What did Dodi Al-Fayed ( Ref) say to his driver the morning before the crash?
A: Do you want to go out with me and Di tonight?

Q. How do you know if a Chinese person ( Ref) robbs your house?
A. Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later, the fucker is still trying to back out of your driveway.

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a pizza?
A: A pizza can feed a family of four.

Q: Why is it so hard for Mexican women ( Ref) to get pregnant?
A: Because as soon as the sperm enters the cell it tries to hang itself.

Q: How do you starve a black man( Ref) ?
A: hide his foodstamps under his workboots.

Q: What's the first thing a redneck ( Ref) says after losing her virginity?
A: Get off of me Dad, you're crushing my cigarettes.

Q: What do rednecks( Ref) and KFC have in common?
A: They do chicken right.

Q: In Kentucky, what do divorces and tornados have in common.
A: Either way, someone is going to lose a trailer.

Q: Why do the Scottish ( Ref) wear kilts?
A: Because a sheep can hear a zipper from like a mile away.

Q: What does a Cuban( Ref) do when he gets a flat tire?
A: Drowns

Q: Two Refs jump off the top of a very tall building. Which one his the ground first?
A: Who gives a fuck?

Q: What's so good about an Ethiopian( Ref) blow-job?
A: You know she'll swallow.

Q: Why did the redneck ( Ref) cross the road?
A: Because he coundn't get his dick out of the chicken.

Q: What does a redneck ( Ref) say after sex?
A: Thanks Mom.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian ( Ref) with a yeast infection?
A: Quarter pounder with cheese.

Q: How do you kill 100 Mexicans( Ref) ?
A: Blow up their van.

Q: What do you call five Mexicans( Ref) on the bottom of a pool?
A: Sinko

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex?
A: A rape victim( Ref) .

Q: What's the similarity between a blonde ( Ref) and a washing machine?
A: They both drip when they're fucked.

Q: What did the little black boy ( Ref) say when he got diarrhea?
A: I'm melting!

Q: Why do black ( Ref) people ( Ref) smell?
A: So blind people can hate them too.

Q: What do you call a fat chinese ( Ref) person?
A: A chunk.

Q: What did the little Mexican boy( Ref) get for christmas?
A: My bike.

Q: How are fat bitches( Refs mom) and Mo-peds the same?
A: They are both fun to ride, but you don't tell your friends about them.

Q: How many house wives( Ref) does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None! what the Fuck they doing out of the kitchen!?

Q: How do you blindfold a chinese person( Ref) ?
A: Dental floss.

Q: What's the difference between a jew( Ref) and a pizza?
A: A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven!

Q: How many jews ( Ref) ( Ref) ( Ref) can you fit in a VW Beetle?
A: 54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.

Q: Why do black people play basketball?
A: They can run, shoot, and steal

Q:What did Adolf Hitler( Ref got ownt by this guy) get his neice for her birthday?
A: An easy bake oven.

Q: What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?
A: On St. Patrick's Day, everyone wants to be Irish.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian ( Ref) on a hunger strike?
A: Ethiopian

Q: Why don't Puerto Ricans( Ref) have check books?
A: Because it's impossible to sign your name that small with spray paint.

Q: How do you know when a redneck ( Ref) has her period?
A: She's only wearing one sock.

Q: What do you call an ethiopian( Ref) with buck teeth?
A: A rake.

Q: What do you call an ethiopian( Ref) wearing a turban?
A: Aq-tip.

Q: What's this? (pinches skin on both sides of neck)
A: An ethiopian eating a cornflake.

Q: Why do they put shit around the church at a packy wedding?
A: To keep the flies off the bride.

Q:How do you stop 5 black guys ( Ref + his 4 homosexual lovers) from raping a white girl?
A:Throw them a basket ball.

Q: What do you call a hooker with a runny nose ( Ref) ?
A: Full

Q: What do you call an ethiopian( Ref) jumping off a cliff?
A: A chocolate drop.

Q: How do you get 100 jews( Ref) ( Ref) ( Ref) ( Ref) ( Ref) ( Ref) ( Ref) ( Ref) ( Ref) ( Ref) ( Ref) ( Ref) into a car?
A: Throw a quarter in it.
Q: How do you get them ( Ref) out again?
A: Tell them Hilter is driving.

Q: What do you call two ethiopians ( Ref) ( Ref) in a sleeping bag?
A: Twix.