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Cinemax
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#1 Posted: 12 Mar 2011 12:57 am Post subject: Hey, Just wanted to share this with ya guys, |
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AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 20 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, '20 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL".
NOW I HAVE A $180,000.00 HOME, ...A $6,000.00 CAR, NICE BIG KING SIZED BED AND A PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 45-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS.'
MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.
AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISES. _____________________
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Nxvak Nothing is True, Everything is Permitted
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#2 Posted: 14 Mar 2011 04:47 am Post subject: Re: Hey, Just wanted to share this with ya guys, |
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Cinemax wrote: | AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 20 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, '20 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL".
NOW I HAVE A $180,000.00 HOME, ...A $6,000.00 CAR, NICE BIG KING SIZED BED AND A PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 45-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS.'
MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.
AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISES. |
A man who had recently won part of the lottery went home to his wife of two years with the biggest smile on his face.
Man - "Honey, what would you say if I told you I won part of the lottery?"
Woman - "Well, you've been an asshole for the past year and a half, and I've honestly been trying to think of reasons to leave you. I've already slept with your friend and you let that slide I figured you'd have gotten the hint but I guess not. To answer your question, I'd take half of it and leave your sorry ass."
Man - "Good, I won $20 here's $10 get the FUCK outta here."
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Grizham
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#3 Posted: 22 Jan 2012 02:53 am Post subject: |
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gengarstyle
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#4 Posted: 15 Feb 2013 12:47 am Post subject: |
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Venellope
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#5 Posted: 17 Feb 2013 09:15 pm Post subject: |
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So true |
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Malthael
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#6 Posted: 17 Feb 2013 11:06 pm Post subject: |
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I lol'd _____________________
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mr.pink
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#7 Posted: 10 Dec 2013 09:44 am Post subject: Re: Hey, Just wanted to share this with ya guys, |
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Nxvak wrote: | Cinemax wrote: | AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 20 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, '20 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL".
NOW I HAVE A $180,000.00 HOME, ...A $6,000.00 CAR, NICE BIG KING SIZED BED AND A PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 45-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS.'
MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.
AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISES. |
A man who had recently won part of the lottery went home to his wife of two years with the biggest smile on his face.
Man - "Honey, what would you say if I told you I won part of the lottery?"
Woman - "Well, you've been an asshole for the past year and a half, and I've honestly been trying to think of reasons to leave you. I've already slept with your friend and you let that slide I figured you'd have gotten the hint but I guess not. To answer your question, I'd take half of it and leave your sorry ass."
Man - "Good, I won $20 here's $10 get the FUCK outta here."
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LauraOmips
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#8 Posted: 24 Oct 2016 11:47 pm Post subject: Hey Just wanted to share this with ya guys |
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Hey whats up guys? I bought this truck stock and have modded it. What you guys think?
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uelectr
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#9 Posted: 21 Nov 2016 11:33 am Post subject: Hey Just wanted to share this with ya guys |
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welcome yea mostly texas peeps here you will love this site. the best forums iv ever been on |
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haukrborn
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#10 Posted: 25 Mar 2019 03:21 am Post subject: |
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ha ha |
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promodel
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#11 Posted: 30 Jul 2019 04:39 am Post subject: |
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lmao |
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