girl roomate sucks

l_l_l · Posted: 14 Aug 2011 11:49 am Post subject: girl roomate sucks

fucking staying an hour and half in the bathroom.
When I wake up I wanna take a shit.
She's there.
Can't take a shit.
Makes me angry.

Giantbob · Posted: 14 Aug 2011 11:59 am Post subject:

take her from behind

then she'll do all that you ask of her

l_l_l · Posted: 14 Aug 2011 12:05 pm Post subject:

can't because I got a girlfriend, and this chick aint good looking

Giantbob · Posted: 14 Aug 2011 12:12 pm Post subject:

l_l_l · Posted: 14 Aug 2011 12:24 pm Post subject:

shit bra, bra bra bra... braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! smile

Tylr · Posted: 14 Aug 2011 02:33 pm Post subject:

...
If she was goodlooking I'd be with bob
but uglay? Sux2bum9

exquisite · Posted: 15 Aug 2011 05:11 am Post subject:

talk to her

ye · Posted: 15 Aug 2011 06:27 am Post subject:

Vassago · Posted: 15 Aug 2011 07:06 am Post subject:

1: Remove fire alarm from the wall and set it next to the door.
2: Tightly roll up a news paper.
3: Set fire to said news paper and blow the smoke into the alarm/under the door.
4: Scream like a 13 year old girl.
5: ??????????????
6: When she runs out you run in.

Chucking the burning paper into her face is optional, not required.

Satan · Posted: 15 Aug 2011 01:56 pm Post subject:

Hurts

l_l_l · Posted: 15 Aug 2011 06:23 pm Post subject:

fuck rationality, I'll go for the newspaper method

Vassago · Posted: 15 Aug 2011 06:29 pm Post subject:

l_l_l · Posted: 15 Aug 2011 06:30 pm Post subject:

ahahah, even better.