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Post#1 Posted: 03 Feb 2011 01:42 am    Post subject: I went on a date and this girl.... Reply with quote

Starts foaming at the mouth, her chest explodes, she hits the ground right; and I'm just lookin' at her. Her forearm flies off, her hip explodes...and I'm not hearing anything.......




AHHH YA FUCKIN BOOM
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Post#2 Posted: 03 Feb 2011 01:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

bad troll is bad

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Post#3 Posted: 03 Feb 2011 01:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

damn this is one cool story bro
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Post#4 Posted: 03 Feb 2011 01:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I heard it on a song and felt it was necessary to post, it's from a movie...I think Resevoir Dogs actually <3
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Post#5 Posted: 03 Feb 2011 01:48 am    Post subject: This post has 1 review(s) Reply with quote

on topic: I farted
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Post#6 Posted: 03 Feb 2011 01:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Congrats, I hope a little feces escaped.
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Post#7 Posted: 03 Feb 2011 01:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Congrats, I hope a little feces escaped.


Thanks bro, your congratulation made my day better and filled my broken heart with warmth I didn't feel for long time, too bad the warmth escaped very fast because of the hole in my heart

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Post#8 Posted: 03 Feb 2011 01:55 am    Post subject: This post has 1 review(s) Reply with quote

You're such a tryhard
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Post#9 Posted: 03 Feb 2011 01:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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You're such a tryhard


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Post#10 Posted: 03 Feb 2011 02:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rep +1 caz phart
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Post#11 Posted: 03 Feb 2011 02:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

wtf
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Post#12 Posted: 03 Feb 2011 03:14 am    Post subject: Re: I went on a date and this girl.... Reply with quote

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Starts foaming at the mouth, her chest explodes, she hits the ground right; and I'm just lookin' at her. Her forearm flies off, her hip explodes...and I'm not hearing anything.......




AHHH YA FUCKIN BOOM


Don't worry, you're going to grow up over being satanist-kid : )
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Post#13 Posted: 03 Feb 2011 03:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh, so the fact that I have an account named Satan...automatically makes me Satan?

So by your standards that must make you retarded...
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Post#14 Posted: 03 Feb 2011 03:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Oh, so the fact that I have an account named Satan...automatically makes me Satan?

So by your standards that must make you retarded...


umad? I don't really care, just wanted to troll around
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Post#15 Posted: 03 Feb 2011 03:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kolba wrote:
Satan wrote:
Oh, so the fact that I have an account named Satan...automatically makes me Satan?

So by your standards that must make you retarded...


umad? I don't really care, just wanted to troll around


Bro learn what trolling actually means cool
and how to perform it properly


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Post#16 Posted: 03 Feb 2011 03:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Palаdin wrote:
Kolba wrote:
Satan wrote:
Oh, so the fact that I have an account named Satan...automatically makes me Satan?

So by your standards that must make you retarded...


umad? I don't really care, just wanted to troll around


Bro learn what trolling actually means cool
and how to perform it properly


I'm not good at trolling or in English, but most posts in Pl section are typical trolling/flame wars, so trust me i'm not that bad in it.
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Post#17 Posted: 03 Feb 2011 04:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can't see you being any good at trolling, you have to have an IQ above 90 to do it properly, and you're only....12?
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Post#18 Posted: 04 Feb 2011 04:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

who cares
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Post#19 Posted: 04 Feb 2011 05:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I went on a date and this girl....

You know where I knew you were lying?

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