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 #1 Posted: 24 Dec 2010 09:57 pm Post subject: Who knows some good santa jokes ? |
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Who knows some good santa jokes ?
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| #2 Posted: 24 Dec 2010 09:58 pm Post subject: |
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Hey now !
better watch who your joking about I might forget where u live !
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I have one but I dunno, I think it's only funny if you're russian. lol
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Google it
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Eggnog, tinsel, falling snow
Buttered rum and mistletoe
Christmas trees and hanging lights
The sound of carolers fills the night
Shopping hours long and hard
Visa phones and cancels card
Unpaid bills and mounting debts
Family gathers; depressions sets
Drinking starts, harsh words are said
Dysfunction rears its yuletide head
Argument turns to shovin'
Drunken brother punches cousin
Tree tips over, popping lights
Curtains catch, house ignites
No one hears the reindeer cries
Wedged in chimney, Santa dies
Though he kicked and did perspire
His chestnuts roasted on an open fire.
- Paul Gilmartin
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| Vassago wrote: | Eggnog, tinsel, falling snow
Buttered rum and mistletoe
Christmas trees and hanging lights
The sound of carolers fills the night
Shopping hours long and hard
Visa phones and cancels card
Unpaid bills and mounting debts
Family gathers; depressions sets
Drinking starts, harsh words are said
Dysfunction rears its yuletide head
Argument turns to shovin'
Drunken brother punches cousin
Tree tips over, popping lights
Curtains catch, house ignites
No one hears the reindeer cries
Wedged in chimney, Santa dies
Though he kicked and did perspire
His chestnuts roasted on an open fire.
- Paul Gilmartin |
I lol'd hard
thanks for so much laughter mate.
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